A friend from the GeneRally forums posted this funny jokes. They were created by British drivers, who bought a Škoda car built in Communists' era. Have fun!
BTW in presence under VW it's better and Škodas are sold there with quite big success, e.g. 40 000 cars in 2005 and increasing.
You don't have to think up any Skoda Jokes,
.. the Skoda is a Joke!
What's the difference between a Skoda and tickets for an Oasis concert?
Oasis tickets go fast!
What do you call a Skoda with a long radio aerial?
A dodgem!
Why do Skodas have a rear wash wiper?
To remove the flies that crash into them.
How do you double the value of a Skoda?
Chuck a penny into it.
How do you double the value of a Skoda?
Fill the tank!
What do you call a Skoda with a ladder on the roof?
A wheelbarrow!
Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it!
What do you call a Skoda with twin exhausts?
A wheelbarrow.
I've just bought the new 16 valve Skoda,
... 4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!
What's the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!
What do you call a convertible Skoda?
A skip (large metal refuse container used on building sites, For the benefit of our American readers!)
Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!
What do you call a Skoda in the winter?
A freezer.
What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill?
A miracle.
How do you tell if your Skoda is made by convicts or ordinary workers?
The car assembled by convicts has nothing missing!
How can you tell if your Skoda was built by convicts?
Once it leaves the factory it runs and runs and runs ...!
What is the difference between a Skoda and the flu?
You can get rid of the flu!
What happens if you apply rust remover to a Skoda?
It dissappears!
How do you overtake a Skoda?
Run!
What happened after the Skoda hit a cat?
The cats doing fine - the Skoda died!
Why are Skoda drivers like corned beef?
They both come in tin cans!
What do you call a car that always wins the Lombard Rally but never appears in the Leader Board?
A Skoda!
What d'you call a turbo-charged Skoda?
A lawn mower!
What is a Skoda owner's greatest ambition?
To get a speeding ticket.
Why is a Skoda like a baby?
It never goes anywhere without a rattle.
Why did the Skoda cross the road?
It was meant to go along it, but the steering failed.
Why don't you need gloves if you drive a Skoda with a heated rear windscreen?
You'll be pushing it all the time.
What do you call a Skoda driver who says he has a speeding ticket?
A dreamer.
A lady went to a Skoda dealership to buy a car, only to be told that, due to new EEC regulations, she had to provide an account of her medical history before she could purchase the car.
Slightly annoyed she complied, and returned the following day with the required information.
The salesman read the documents & said "Sorry ma'am, but you can't buy a Skoda"
"Why on earth not?" asked the perplexed woman.
"Well," said the salesman, "It says here that you've had a hysterectomy, and you have to be a complete c**t to buy a Skoda!"