Share yours..... A man is lying in a hospital bed, clearly in a bad way... oxygen mask, drip, neck splint, electrodes on his temples and chest... you get the picture. A trainee nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. He suddenly opens his eyes, grabs her arm and screams “Are my testicles black? You've got to tell me, I need to know!! Are they black, are my testicles black?!!” Frightened and embarrassed the young nurse calls for help from the Head nurse. Again the patient asks, neigh begs, “Are my testicles black? I've got to know!!” Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whips back the bedclothes, pulls down his pyjama trousers, grabs his balls and, yanking them up so he can see them, says "They look fine to me, nothing wrong with them, good pink juicy balls!!" Somewhat shocked and in pain, the man pulls off his mask and says... "Are my test results back?"