Could someone please help me fix my Satsuma?

[JimTheGamer Guy]

Hi! Could someone help me? It starts but sounds weird and stuff! I would love to drive the car but i cant figure out what´s wrong. If someone could help, i would have been so happy!

 

[TheRubyDash]

Hello, hmmm, where do i start? i guess i'll just list your problems off.

FUEL STRAINER NOT BOLTED IN THE ENGINE BAY / NOT ON AT ALL

NEW BATTERY NEEDED

NO OIL IN SATSUMA

CLUTCH MASTER CYLINDER NOT IN THE ENGINE BAY, ALONG WITH THE FLUID LINES WHICH IS WHY YOUR CAR WONT GO.

NO FUEL TANK IN THE CAR, AND FUEL TANK IS NOT WIRED UP EITHER.

BRAKE FLUID CYLINDER AND FLUID LINES ARE MISSING.

NO SPARK PLUGS IN THE ENGINE.


theres probably more but i was just curious to see your problem, at this point theres no humanly way possible you could forget all this so dont waste peoples times in the forums with this lol

good luck