Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question.

[Omer Said]

Someone that can wait for next WTM league race?

WTM haters

What is Tveitter?

 

[Adam Eggbeer]

What is Tveitter?

Erik using Twitter.

Who beat Chuck Norris?

 

[Erik Tveit]

Who beat Chuck Norris?

Bruce Willis..

What is Eggbeer?

 

[Chris Rees]

What is Eggbeer?

An unsuccessful cocktail

They say that cats have nine lives. Does that mean you can shoot one in the head 8 times at a party to impress friends and it will still fine? Sort of like a magic trick.

 

[Erik Tveit]

They say that cats have nine lives. Does that mean you can shoot one in the head 8 times at a party to impress friends and it will still fine? Sort of like a magic trick.

Yes, because we are all magic. :wink:

Why can't Car drive when KARR can?

 

[Adam Eggbeer]

Why can't Car drive when KARR can?

Because the Car hasn't got any intelligence.

Where is the left turn at Albuquerque?

 

[Erik Tveit]

Where is the left turn at Albuquerque?

When you turn right.

Why do Calls mother Call Calls for Calls?

 

[Thomas Hackel]

Why do Calls mother Call Calls for Calls?

Because of daddies.

Why are stupids always teached by idiots?

 

[William Levesque]

Why are stupids always teached by idiots?

Or else they wouldn't be stupid.

Why are you getting shrunken when in water for too long ?

 

[Linus Broström]

Why are you getting shrunken when in water for too long ?

Because your skin grow's.

Why is everyone posting Formula Leagues on guess the series??

 

[Thomas Hackel]

Why is everyone posting Formula Leagues on guess the series??

Because they don't have any other ideas.

Why does noone play the Three-Word-Story since a long time?

 

[William Levesque]

Why does noone play the Three-Word-Story since a long time?

Because it's confusing !

Why did Vettel crashed at The Wall of Champions ? (And also why did the marshall fell like a noob ! XD )

 

[Nick Deeley]

Why did Vettel crashed at The Wall of Champions ? (And also why did the marshall fell like a noob ! XD )

Because he wanted to embarrass the marshal on TV in front of millions, and the marshal called him a noob.

What happens if you jump off a building wearing a banana costume onto a giant inflatable elephant?

 

[Adam Eggbeer]

What happens if you jump off a building wearing a banana costume onto a giant inflatable elephant?


The Apocalypse

What does a beef, jam, and chocolate sandwich taste like?

 

[Sebastien Levret]

What does a beef, jam, and chocolate sandwich taste like?

Like a Mole Poblano

How many countries have you visited ?

 

[William Levesque]

How many countries have you visited ?

2... (Canada, obviously, and United States (Old Orchard)

-_-

If you had 5k to go in motorsport, where would you go ?

 

[Chris Jenkins]

If you had 5k to go in motorsport, where would you go ?


Singapore GP weekend

If you could drive any F1 car, current or past, what would it be?

 

[Adam Eggbeer]

If you could drive any F1 car, current or past, what would it be?

Williams FW14B

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

 

[Sebastien Levret]

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

In french polynesia

Who is your favorite painter ?

 

[Mike Sterckx]

Who is your favourite painter ?

I have no obvious answer for that question. If i had to choose a favourite style, i would pick impressionism. If i had to choose a favourite impressionist i'd pick Camille Pissarro, followed by Monet, followed by Alfred Sisley.

You are beeing dropped in the middle of nowhere days away from civilization. You can pick one item(anything) to be able to survive. What would you choose?