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Knock-knock jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rhys Gardiner, Mar 8, 2010.

  1. Rhys Gardiner

    Rhys Gardiner

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    I love these kinds of jokes. :redface:
    Here's one of my favourites - always guaranteed to put a priceless look on a friend's face when you tell it to them:

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Impatient cow.

    Impatient co-

    Moo.

    Any others that you guys like?
     
  2. Omer Said

    Omer Said
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    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?

    Abbott.
    Abbott who?

    Abbott time you opened this door!
     
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