Knock-knock jokes

[Rhys Gardiner]

I love these kinds of jokes.
Here's one of my favourites - always guaranteed to put a priceless look on a friend's face when you tell it to them:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co-

Moo.

Any others that you guys like?

 

[Omer Said]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you opened this door!