F1: Caption Competition - Bernie and Niki

[ronniej]

"Bernie, I'd melt the other side of my face if I thought it would get you out of F1."

LOL.

 

[daww]

"Bernie and Niki looking for pit lane at Sochi"

 

[Dave Fox]

Niki: "You'd better hold onto something.."
Bernie: "ok,.. but be careful, theses shades cost €23,000"

 

[Deleted member 130869]

"Ok Niki, that was the last of them. Now Montréal won't have any more critters enter the track."

 

[Eric Rowland]

With assistance from his former boss at Brabham, Lauda Legend continues the search for his ear.......

 

[James Robertson]

Bernie:

 

[Kurei]

Here's one for the old James Bond fans.

Bernie: "Just get me out of this icy hell Lauda."
Niki: "Right away Mr. E... I mean, Number One."
*Original Bond Theme starts playing*

 

[Jens Christian Jensen]

Niki: Bernie I think it's time to let go of our disguises.
Bernie: What are you saying Niki?? I still haven't found my Marbles.
Niki: But Bernie... I wanna go back to Neverneverland and all of our lost boys....
Bernie: Niki we will return to Neverneverland at some point.... but first we need to find my Marbles.
Niki: Bernie i told you that the guys from Liberty Media has got them, and they're none other than Hooks men!!!

 

[Ian Fleming]

Mr E: I want out of here... when I open the windscreen; you jam on the brakes.


lool.... mad thread.

 

[Nick Milton]

Bernie: "so in a minute we'll pull over and I'll go over the new F1 series we'll start"
Niki: "ok, sounds good, but your sure I'll be allowed to drive the Ferrari again"
Bernie : "it's a given Niki, you'll be number one, Divinia Galicia is your number 2, just need to find a few more and we'll be up and running"

 

[Alx^]

"Brrr, you've got cold hand."

 

[Chris]

That was last Saturday at the Austrian men's downhill from kitzbuhel, The Hahnenkamm, scariest downhill in the world, (favorite resort) Arnold Schwarzenegger is with them also. (I been watching the skiing)

I think you forgot how to caption, Nick

 

[RichardHessels]

Made this one for the fun.

 

[Ziggy72]

I'm taking you to the lake Bernie, to go fishing - remember to say a Hail Mary before you cast...

 

[John Addison]

Bernie! I'm telling you.......your mother in law is not out here!

 

[Andy 'Mars Bar' Graham]

Niki and Bernie trying out new idea's to make F1 more exciting

"See Bernie, look how fun and exciting this ice racing could be!"

"Agreed, but do you think this would work on the sand dunes of the Middle East, I need more money to add to the retirement fund"

 

[Steve Bird]

Right Bernie, I will just escort you off the premises.............................

 

[LeSunTzu]

"Niki, can't this bloody car go any quicker?"
"That's exactly what Lewis kept telling me for the last two years!"

 

[Nick Milton]

I think you forgot how to caption, Nick

Oops , same old me, never actually read the post,

Sorry

Just edited, after I read the front page
Getting old chris

 

[Robert Stanley]

"Nein Bernie! Ze escape choppa is zis vay!!"