F1: Caption Competition - Bernie and Niki

[GTSpeedster]

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[CMGARAGE]

"Exclusive first look at new Bond film villians"

 

[AlleyViper]

"Niki: Oh, this is more fun than your F1!"

 

[Burke Wells]

Bernie: "Does that sign say 'North Pole'? Why in the bloody hell are we here?"
Niki: "Because they paid me a historic amount of money to drive you as far away from F1 as possible and leave you there."

 

[Karl Dubois]

The Fletchers Memorial Home for incurable counselors & presidents. The ice wheelchair finally arrived.

 

[schlitty]

"Rumors about you are heating up Bernie, I thought I'd take you for a spin to cool you down. "
"Tread lightly with those Bern' puns Niki..."
"That was ice cold Mr. Former Chief Executive, ice cold."

 

[Deleted member 6919]

Niki: "You know Bernie, if you shave your head we would look like twins..."

 

[racelover]

Perhaps OT but that is just terrific news!

 

[howitzer155mm]

Bernie: Niki, where are you taking me...?
Niki: It's alright, Bernie, just enjoy the snow. We'll be arriving at your new home soon, there will be many folks your age and people to take care of you.

 

[Deleted member 130869]

"According to the map, we're close to where those punks stashed my gold."

alternatively.... "Liberty Media can't kick me out if they can't find me."
or
"Santa Claus is offering $40 million a year. This could work."

 

[Tbear]

Even Niki Lauda's driving cannot stop Bernie from trying to come up with a way to squeeze money from snow.

 

[CMGARAGE]

"With Hell freezing over, the final clause needed to remove Bernie from F1 is met."

 

[Paul Jeffrey]

Niki Lauda tests new Race of Champions Polaris machine. Just as sh**e as previous one.

 

[formulaHEINE]

Niki Lauda tests new Race of Champions Polaris machine. Just as sh**e as previous one.

As least this should be Wehrlein-safe!

 

[Knoxstar]

I agree with you Niki, it could make for more overtaking but this is not what we envisioned the cars would look like under the new rules package. Ring up the WEC though, they're looking for a replacement for Audi in the P1 class.

 

[Qazdar Karim]

EDIT: Bad taste

 

[Daniel Faas]

Niki - What do you think?
Bernie - Could use an engine that sounds like a bee hive and no traction control

 

[PaulH]

Starsky & Hutch come out of retirement.......

 

[Mark_McQ]

"Bernie, I'd melt the other side of my face if I thought it would get you out of F1."

 

[Evelekin]

Bernie: "How's the handling?"
Niki: "It's a shitbox!"