F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Spanish Grand Prix Voting Open!

[Jimlaad43]

After the best Spanish Grand Prix since sliced bread, can you live up to the hype with an awesome caption for this image?

After the entry period has closed after 5 days, there will be 2 days to vote for your favourite caption. You have 3 votes which you can give out in one of two ways: 2-1, or 1-1-1. You are not allowed to give 3 votes to one caption. Your votes will only count if you have submitted a caption yourself. When making your vote, post only the post number and the number of votes you want to give it. Remember not to vote for your own caption, or all your votes will be discounted.

Please do not submit captions after voting has opened. it is pretty clear in the thread title when this has occurred.

An example vote would be:

#17 - 2
#22 - 1

or

#14 - 1
#26 - 1
#32 - 1

Points will be awarded in the F1 scoring system of 25-18-15-12-10-8-6-4-2-1 to the top 10 captioners, and prizes will be awarded at the end of the season.

 

[CC]

My Mum told me I should have ****ing stayed at Ferrari .

 

[whip]

Alonso: " quick i think my wife is coming"

 

[Benutzername]

Hello darkness, my old friend

 

[slingshot64]

I blame Brexit.

 

[Slyfrequency]

Track Marshall: "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."

 

[the_sigman]

If a song can be a caption:

 

[rubaru]

After having clocked more laps on the moped than the car, Alonso considers skipping the European Grand Prix in Baku for a one-off at the Motul TT Assen.

 

[Benutzername]

If a song can be a caption:

If you stick to RHCP i'll raise more of them and i am surprised that they fit in that context (Well, looking at the whole mess with mcLaren at least)
Walkin' On Down The Road
Fire
One Hot Minute
Fight Like A Brave
Nevermind

 

[rubaru]

If you stick to RHCP i'll raise more of them and i am surprised that they fit in that context (Well, looking at the whole mess with mcLaren at least)
Walkin' On Down The Road
Fire
One Hot Minute
Fight Like A Brave
Nevermind

I think Nirvana's Nevermind has much more appropriate lyrics.
http://www.elyrics.net/read/t/tendency-to-talk-lyrics/nevermind-the-teen-spirit-lyrics.html

 

[Benutzername]

I think Nirvana's Nevermind has much more appropriate lyrics.
http://www.elyrics.net/read/t/tendency-to-talk-lyrics/nevermind-the-teen-spirit-lyrics.html

That's Smells Like Teen Spirit

Edit: Yeah, the ratings are back

 

[DND]

Is that my F1 career back there?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Alonso completes his first Honda powered lap, shame it's on a moped.

 

[Dazmaniac]

Alonso rear ender causes paddock gossip at Catalunya.

 

[ears]

Fernando's bid to win the quadruple crown of the Monaco GP, Indy 500, Le Mans and the conga gathers steam.

 

[Sky]

Giant-headed android rescues alzheimers patient trapped behind stack of cheese wheels

 

[aphidgod]

[No Caption Necessary]

 

[pedrotrindade]

Hmmm, orange tyres!! Just like my "other" car... not a good sign!

 

[BoogerMac]

Alonzo: "Is Indy right over that hill?"

Official: "I love being a Honda reserve driver."

 

[roby13]