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PC Breaking: Multiplayer coming next week!

Discussion in 'Assetto Corsa' started by Bram, Apr 24, 2014.

  1. Bram

    Bram
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  2. Dinca Andrei

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    With some flowers and one expensive dinner...maybe candles...some music and when the time is right..sloooowly push the news...
     
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  3. Chris Stacey

    Chris Stacey
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    I just told her I've got to shave.... For 4 hours... Everyday.
     
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  4. Jempy

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    Well I don't know the tradition of your country, but in Belgium and other countries, May Day is the occasion to offer your wives and mothers Lilies of the Valley ....

    So make it very very big this year .... so may 2 will be easier to explain. :roflmao:
     
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  5. Great news. :)
     
  6. Bram

    Bram
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    Go for the online divorce solution https://www.completecase.com/
     
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  7. That may only work if you move your PC and sim rig to the bathroom, but if that's what it takes, it must be done.
     
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  8. Hahaha, that's F***in funny :D Now just to move to the United States so I can select a relevant state. ;)
     
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  9. At least if she asks/accuses you of sneaking off to see another woman you can say "no honey I'm sneaking off to play with 23 other random men". Because that won't cause any marital problems of course.

    Legal disclaimer: I am not responsible for divorce, beatings, destruction of your PC hardware or manly hardware, hospital bills to remove your shifter from any orifice, slashing of clothes or keying of your car if you are stupid enough to say they above.
     
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  10. Jempy

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    Another solution ... surely a bit male chauvinist :p

    Tell your wife you're going to give her driving lessons, so she will drive better on the real roads. :roflmao::roflmao:
     
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  11. Dinca Andrei

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    Your nuts? what about US? when will we play? No,not an option....:laugh:
     
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  12. LOL. She'll cut my balls off :p
     
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  13. Don't knock it. No balls = less weight = better power to weight ratio = faster in MP. Think of the bigger picture.
     
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  14. Hahaha. Big problem with that though - it'll increase my centre of gravity immensely, making me sluggish through the corners :p
     
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  15. Jempy

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    Yes and no excuse left for adding an extra time for the ...shaving ? :roflmao::roflmao:

    Maybe 1 week is enough for stopping shaving and keep a long beard and trying to let hairs grow on the back ....? ... another excuse for a 4 hours shaving ! :p
     
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  16. Finally !! And its good timing because i just ordered a playseat challenge yay!!!!

    If anyone wants to teach me how to race i'll be glad because my driving skills are basically... garbage for now!!
     
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  17. In true AC style, given how tempers get so flared just talking about MP and opinions in general, I have just purchased an open ended flight ticket to anywhere in the world so I can personally punch in the mouth the first person that punts me off track :)
     
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  18. iRacing announce new series to compete with Assetto Corsa multiplayer.

    Subscription: €70
    Car: €25
    Costume: €20
    Track: €30

    For everything else...there's Assetto Corsa

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  19. Very funny!!

    But let's not hate Iracing, Assetto corsa didn't win anything yet ^^
    There is always a chance that multiplayer will completely suck !!
     
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