Usa Wants A Death Star, Petition Already Up On White House Page.

[Miguel Gonzalez]

Sad news:

Don't cry if it makes you feel any better the Star Wars satellites work just fine. Maybe it's not the size of a planet(yet) but good ok uncle Sam cans hit you with a frickin lazer beam from space /drevil. Lol

 

[Markus Neumann]

The guy who wrote the White House response to this thing got a great sense of humor though:

This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

• The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
• The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
• Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

What a great response, haha