"I was in tenth place, what's going on that's one lower than ninth"
"My gas pedal wasn't working in qualifying, I don't know what you guys did"
"Can't blame me it's the first time I saw the track in my entire life"
"Bad boy of F1, getting first, second, third place...sometimes 24th"
"I dunno what happened, my wheel just popped off in the middle of the race!"