Some say...

[James Chant]

With the new series of Top Gear approaching us, what are some of your favourite Stig quotes? And what would you love to hear said about the loveable mystery racing driver?

Some say... He sleeps upside down like a bat.

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

Some say he is a tame racing driver, all we know is that he is a forum admin at RD:



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[Roger Bertran]

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurburgring.

 

[Brian Hodgins]

Some say a copy of his telemetry data patched the hole in the ozone layer.

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

Some say iRacing tried to laserscan him, but he refused!

 

[Fredrik Arbegard]

Some say he has beaten Greger Huttu, twice!

 

[James Chant]

Some say he thought Star Wars was a documentary.

 

[Hampus Andersson]

...Some say he invented 3 ways to kill water...all we know is, HE`S CALLED THE STIG!

 

[Kyle Puttifer]

Some say that he only knows 2 facts about ducks, both of which are wrong.
And, that if he wanted to, he could fire Sir Alan Sugar.

His favourite T-Shirt has a picture on the front........of a T-Shirt.
His first name really is "The".

All from memory, I could probably think of loads more.

 

[Kyle Puttifer]

Remember when they reviewed the Lamborghini Aventador, they said they had to get a different colour because he tried to "mount" the white one.

 

[Bram Hengeveld]

Some say that he can blow up buildings by just looking at it, while McGyver needs a bottle of milk and matches to achieve the same result.

 

[Kyle Puttifer]

Some say that Bram is the only Stig to not be tamed. Watch out!

 

[Erik Tveit]

Some say he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue...
Some say he is illegal in 17 US states, and he blinks horizontally...

 

[Lars Brugman]

Some say he is button, all we know is he is called Kyle Puttifer!

 

[Ho3n3r]

Some say he knows 2 facts about ducks, and both are wrong.

 

[Kyle Puttifer]

Some say he is button, all we know is he is called Kyle Puttifer!

 

[Hampus Andersson]

 

[Brian Hodgins]

 

[James Chant]

Some say... He gets angry when people continually spam every fun thread with Kyle / Jenson rubbish.

Let it drop guys please.

 

[Kyle Puttifer]

Some say... He gets angry when people continually spam every fun thread with Kyle / Jenson rubbish.

Let it drop guys please.

Cheers James.

When the Stig has finished lapping a car, the driver’s seat smells of hot Bovril.