Motorsport Poetry

[Rhys Gardiner]

Little Chris Horner
Was at Eau Rouge corner
Watching his cars' front wings;
He was feeling the best
'Cause they passed the load test...
He could focus on more pressing things.

-A little ditty that came to me in school this morning... a parody of "Little Jack Horner".

Post your racing-related poetic musings here.

 

[Omer Said]

lol that's great Rhys

 

[Resi Respati]

You know, there's this thing...























... called a Flexi-wing.

Best I can do, lol

 

[Daniel Higgins]

lol continuing from Resi's poem thing;

Redbull
We have a thing.......
....called a Flexi-Wing
It helped us win.......
........by some margin

 

[Jamie Wilson]

Dr. Bob Hubbard
Went to his cupboard
To fetch Greger Huttu a HANS

When he got there
The cupboard was bare
And Greger was winning LeMans

(Renato Barnett, iRacing forum)