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Funny Automobile Acronyms

Discussion in 'Car Talk' started by Resi Respati, Nov 1, 2009.

  1. Funny automobile acronyms from All-Acronyms.com.

    Click on the car brand for more acronyms.

    Honda (Hand Over Dollars to Asians)
    Toyota (Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto)
    Nissan (Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon)
    Audi (Accelerates Under Demonic Influence)
    KIA (Kills In Accidents)
    Ford (Fast Only Rolling Downhill)
    Volkswagen (VW) (Virtually Worthless)
    Buick (Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer)
    Volvo (Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object)
    BMW (Brutal Money Waster)
    Mercedes (Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales)
  2. Amen to that. :beer:
  3. BMW = Be My Wife! :D
  4. TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid

  5. Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
    Honda = Hold On Not Done Accelerating
  6. Porsche:
    Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

    Send Another Automobile Back
  7. CADILLAC - Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

    I LOL'd. :laugh2:
  8. FIAT- Fix it Again Tomorow!
  9. I know one for BMW but I doubt I can post it here...
  10. Neil Tennant

    Neil Tennant
    @ Simberia @Simberia

    oh, u mean black mans willy?
  11. yes neil, thats exactly what i meant.
  12. Neil Tennant

    Neil Tennant
    @ Simberia @Simberia

    i see
  13. :bump:

    Suzuki - Son U Zombie U Killed It
    Ferrari - From Extra Rusty Rubbish And Rude Italians
    VW - Virtually Worthless
    Lotus - Let Only The Users Suffer
    Mercedes - My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke
    Renault - Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
  14. my favorite (not their cars of course) :wink:
  15. COMPLETE FUN: Part 1


    • Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    • Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
    • Asia's Curse Upon Rural America


    • All Makes Combined
    • A Major Cost
    • A Mutated Car
    • A Morons Car
    • Another Major Catastrophe
    • A Man's Car
    • A Miss Conception
    • All Muscle Car
    • All Most Car
    • Annoying Mechanics Constantly
    • Automotive Mental Cruelty


    • Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
    • Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    • Automobile Under Demonic Influence
    • Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    • Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    • Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    • All Unnecessary Devices Installed


    • Bob Marley and the Wailers
    • Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    • Beautiful Models Wanted
    • Biggest Metal Waste
    • Big Money Works
    • Bring My Wallet
    • Burn My Wallet
    • Bought My Wife
    • By Mercedes Wasted
    • Break My Window
    • Bring More Women
    • Bring More Wrenches
    • Big Money Works
    • Brutal Money Waster
    • Break My Window
    • Break My Windshield
    • Babbling Mechanical Wench
    • Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    • Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    • Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    • Barely Moving Wreck
    • Big Money Waste
    • But Mom, Why?
    • Big Money Works
    • Born Moderately Wealthy
    • Breaks Most Wrenches
    • Bring Many Wrenches
    • Brings Me Women
    • Broken Money Waster
    • Broke My Wallet
    • Broken Monstrous Wonder
    • Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    • Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    • Bavarian Manure Wagon


    • Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    • Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King


    • Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
    • Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling

    CAMARO (Chevy)

    • Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
    • Can't America Make A Real One?
    • Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
    • Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
    • Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often


    • Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    • Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    • Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    • Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
    • Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

    • Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
    • Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
    • Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
    • Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet


    • Everyone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for:
      I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America
    • Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair


    • Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    • Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    • Dead Old Dog Going East
    • Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    • Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    • Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    • Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    • Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
    • Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

    EDSEL (Ford)

    • Every Day Something Else Leaks
    • Every Day Some Engineer Laughs


    • Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively


    • Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
    • Fix It Again, Tony
    • Fix It All the Time
    • Found In A Toilet
    • Feeble Italian's Attempt at Transportation

    • Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
    • Fix Or Repair Daily
    • Found On Road Dead
    • Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    • First On Race Day
    • First On Recall Day
    • Fabricated Of Refried Dung
    • Fails On Rainy Days
    • Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    • Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    • Fault Of R&D
    • Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    • Fireball On Rear Denting
    • First On Road to Dump
    • First On Rust and Deterioration
    • Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
    • Flipping Over Results in Death
    • Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    • Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
    • Foot On Road Decelerates
    • Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    • Formed Of Rejected DNA
    • Forwarded Once; Return Denied
    • Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    • Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
    • Fork Over Repair Dough
    • Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
    • Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
    • Free Or Reduced Drastically
    • Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
    • Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    • Funny Old Rattling Dump
    • Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
    • Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
    • Found Out-Right Dangerous
    • Future Of Racings Delight
    • (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
    • (backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
    • ASPIRE: A Swift Punt In Rear End
    • PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!
    • PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard
    • PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
    • PINTO:passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over
    • THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
    • MUSTANG: Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes


    • Lacks Total Dependability
    • Lots To Do
    • Looses Transmissions Daily


    • Good Engineering Overlooked
    • Get Everything Overpriced
    • Got Everything Overhauled


    • General Maintenance
    • Great Mistake
    • Garbage Motors
    • Generally Miserable
    • Grossly Misconceived
    • Gluteus Maximus
    • Good Money
    • Goofy's Manufacturing
    • Gone Mental

    To Be Continued...
  16. COMPLETE FUN: Part 2


    • God's Mechanical Curse
    • Getting Mostly Crap
    • GM Made Crap
    • Generally Makes Clouds
    • Garage Man's Companion
    • Generic Motors Corporation
    • Got A Mechanic Coming?
    • Greatest Mistake Created
    • Great Mountain of Crap
    • Greasy Messy Contraption
    • Gay Man's Chevy
    • Generically Made Chevrolet
    • Grief & Misery Combined
    • Garage Man's Companion
    • Generally Mediocre Cars
    • Get More Chicks
    • Gets Mechanics Crazy
    • Gods Mechanical Curse
    • Got More Crap
    • Great Mountain Climber
    • Great Motor Car
    • God Made Chevy
    • Good Moron Car
    • Got Mine Cheap
    • Get My Checkbook
    • Gone Mad Corp.

    GTO (Pontiac)

    • Gas, Tires, Oil
    • Get Tools Out
    • Get To Onramp
    • Good To Own
    • Get The Others
    • Generally Trashed Out
    • Good Time Out
    • Gone To Overdrive


    • Heavy Oil Leaks Deafening Engine Noise
    • Hold On Love Damn Engines Nackered
    • Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
    • Horrible Obscene Loud Disgusting Engine Noises


    • Had One, Never Did Again
    • Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
    • Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    • Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
    • Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
    • Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
    • History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
    • How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
    • PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

    To Be Continued...
  17. COMPLETE FUN: Part 3


    • Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
    • Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources


    • Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
    • Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
    • Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
    • Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
    • Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
    • Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive


    • Just Empty Every Pocket
    • Just Expect Every Problem (Sent in by a visitor)
    • Just Eats Every Penny
    • Just Everybody Else's Parts
    • Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
    • Just Eats Every Part
    • Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    • Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
    • Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts


    • Just A Guess U Are Rich
    • Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
    • Jump Around Get Up And Run


    • Keep It Away!
    • Kick It's Ass
    • Korean Imitation Accord
    • Korea's Imported Accident
    • Killer's Imported Asset
    • Kiss It Away
    • Killed In Action
    • Keep Inside Asia
    • Korea Invades America
    • Korean Industrial Accident
    • Killer Implosion Awaits
    • Killed In Accident
    • Kick It Around
    • Kick It Again
    • Killed In Action


    • Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
    • Lucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice Inflation


    • Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious


    • Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements


    • Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    • Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt

    To Be Continued...
  18. COMPLETE FUN: Part 4


    • My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
    • Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
    • Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon


    • Money Guzzler
    • Mostly Garaged
    • Major Goof
    • MGB: Might Go Backwards
    • MGB: Might Go, But...
    • MGB: Motor Going Bad
    • MGF: Might Go Forward
    • MGF: Might Go Fast

    MIATA (Mazda)

    • My Intention: Always To Accelerate


    • Manufactured In Taiwan, Sold Under British Influence, Shipped Here Incompletely
    • May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
    • Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete (from Linus Broström)


    • Match Old Parts As Required
    • Most Often Parked At Roadside
    • Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
    • My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
    • Move Over People Are Racing
    • Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    • Motor On Pavement After Race
    • Moments Of Power Are Rare
    • Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    • Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    • Most Often Passed At Races
    • Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    • Move Over People Are Racing
    • Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
    • My Old Pig Ain't Running
    • My Only Problems Are Repairs
    • Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
    • More Often Parts Are Replaced

    MUSTANG (Ford)

    • Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
    • Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
    • Maybe, Under Serious Thought, Another No Go
    • Maybe, Under Serious Thought, Another Nice GTO


    • Nobody's Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying "Ahhh, Nutz"
    • Need I Say Something About Nothing
    • Never In Season Simply A No-show


    • Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
    • Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
    • Oldmobile


    • Put In Nickel To Operate
    • Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
    • Put In New Transmission Often
    • Pushed In Neutral Too Often


    • Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
    • Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
    • Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
    • FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil


    • Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
    • Plenty Of Repairs Service Can't Help Everything
    • Proof Only Rich Spoiled Children Have Everything


    • Styling Absent After Buyout
    • Sorry Auto, Assembled Backwards
    • Sad Attempt At Beauty
    • Send Another Automobile Back
    • Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    • Send Another Automobile Back!
    • Sorry Auto, Always Broken

    To Be Continued...
  19. COMPLETE FUN: Part 5 (END)


    • Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty


    • Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
    • Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
    • Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
    • Same American Trash Under Revised Name


    • Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
    • Souped Up BadAss Racing Unit
    • Souped Up Blazingly Awesome Racing Unit
    • Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
    • (backwards) U R A BUS (You are a bus)


    • Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    • Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away
    • This One You Oughta Tow Away
    • The One You Ought To Avoid
    • To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
    • Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
    • Torturous On Your Old Tired A**

    TR (???)

    • Tools Required


    • This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    • Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!


    • Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object


    • Virtually Worthless
    • Vintage Wreck
    • Very Wonderful
    • Very Weird
    • VOLKSWAGEN: Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
    • Volks Who?

    Part 1: Acura - GM
    Part 2: GMC - Honda
    Part 3: Hummer - Mazda
    Part 4: Mercedes - SAAB
    Part 5: Saleen - VW

    If you guys have another funny acronyms, please post here.
  20. Thomas Hackel

    Thomas Hackel
    Honk - Forum Games Moderator


    By Mercedes Wasted