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Featured F1 Caption Competition 2017 - British Grand Prix

Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by Jimlaad43, Jul 20, 2017.

  1. Jimlaad43

    Jimlaad43
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    Sorry about the lateness of this, I spent too much time trying to find a photo I was in :roflmao:. Anyway, lets get back to captioning.


    After the entry period has closed after 5 days, there will be 2 days to vote for your favourite caption. You have 3 votes which you can give out in one of two ways: 2-1, or 1-1-1. You are not allowed to give 3 votes to one caption. Your votes will only count if you have submitted a caption yourself. When making your vote, post only the post number and the number of votes you want to give it. Remember not to vote for your own caption, or all your votes will be discounted.

    Please do not submit captions after voting has opened. it is pretty clear in the thread title when this has occurred.

    An example vote would be:
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    Points will be awarded in the F1 scoring system of 25-18-15-12-10-8-6-4-2-1 to the top 10 captioners, and prizes will be awarded at the end of the season
     
  2. the_sigman

    the_sigman
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    RB: Is this your third race?
    OW: Yeeeeaaaah, I went to one in Spaaaain and one in Malaaaysiaa
     
    • Haha Haha x 3
  3. Lazarou

    Lazarou
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    Ross Brawn: Have you seen the Halo device?

    Owen Wilson: [​IMG]
     
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  4. MarcG

    MarcG
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    OW: You won the Championship...with BUTTON! (laughs)
    RB: I know tell me about it!
     
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    • Haha Haha x 1
  5. kedy89

    kedy89
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    OW: wow, so these are F1 cars
    RB: what?
     
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  6. Sky

    Sky

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    Actor guy: i wanted to go to le mans, but jackie chan doesn't return my calls no more

    Brawn: how awful.. .. but while you're here could we study the shape of your weird nose as a possible deformable crash structure?
     
    • Haha Haha x 9
  7. pedrotrindade

    pedrotrindade
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    OW: What? I can!? just two millions to drive an entire season!!??
     
  8. Paradox47

    Paradox47

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    Let me guess, in red car sitting Vettel, Hamilton in the silver car?!
     
  9. Calum McLure

    Calum McLure
    Did ye, aye?

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    Ross Brawn: "........"

    Owen Wilson: "wow"
     
  10. arniesan

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    Yeh well, I'm saying, "if you're gonna drive one of our cars, you've gotta use an helmet."
     
  11. gamer19

    gamer19

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    OW: And they tell me I have a weird #penisnose, ha! they should see your cars Ross.
     
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  12. chargingcar

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    OW: Is this the new shield concept I keep hearing about ?
    RB: Yeah man , we made some changes after Vettel was saying he felt dizzy lol
    OW:I know I heard about that what a clown :roflmao:
     
  13. BenCollins

    BenCollins
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    RB: "I haven't seen you at an F1 race since Indianapolis, what was it....12 years ago. Tough race, but we got both drivers on the podium *wink*"
     
  14. Nick Milton

    Nick Milton
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    RB : yes very funny, but remind me, who are you?
     
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  15. DucMan888

    DucMan888

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    RB: Carey wants to appeal to the younger crowd, I wonder if a CARS promotion will do that?
    OW: You be better off using one of these windscreens for your safety measures.
     
  16. Óscar Melero

    Óscar Melero

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    *mclaren breaks for the n^99999 time*

    OW: wow no car on the track pollutes as much as that one over there, look at the opacity of the smoke, wow.
     
  17. Burke Wells

    Burke Wells

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    Owen: "You know how they say we only use 10% of our brain? I think McLaren are only using 10% of their driver's abilities."
     
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  18. MarkR

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    Brawn: I have to tell you that was possibly the most excruciatingly lifeless and downright boring 2 hours of my life. Time wasted I'll never get back.

    Wilson: Uh huh Ross that's F1 for you. Enjoy the free tickets to the movie.
     
  19. Cody White

    Cody White

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    RB: So how long has the FIA been testing that halo device on your face?
    OW: HA! :unsure: Thats still my nose.
     
  20. Mr Latte

    Mr Latte
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    RB: You want some english tea?
    OW: Errrr tea, ahhhhhh not so good wit da sums or english!!