F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Bahrain Grand Prix

[PaulH]

"psst......that guy over there said you stand like a girl"

 

[Haiden773]

"I know they look weird, but I'm telling you... these things are actually better than wheels."

 

[Andrew Harper]

"Look Lance I know you're a big boy now.....but remember mirror, signal, manoeuvre, ok?"

 

[Matt88]

Can Lance leave the naughty corner now Claire? He said he was sorry!

 

[AvGas]

The Williams 18 car sat patiently, waiting for nightfall. It knew the 55 car was in the pits somewhere and 18 would be making a little visit as soon as nobody was looking. It had a score to settle.

 

[Paul Glover]

R Smedley: 'See that car i'm jestering at, it currently has no wheels. Part of me is inclined to leave it that way....'

 

[mm0wkj]

'Trust me. Its the latest tech. Just strap your feet to the pedals, grab the wheel and say 'Decepticons' ... And for gods sake, hang on'

 

[rubaru]

Voting?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Yep, please vote for your favourite captions. Apologies for the delay.

#3 - 2 points
#20 - 1 point

 

[rubaru]

#7 - 2 votes
#9 - 1 vote

 

[Slyfrequency]

#14 - 2
#23 - 1

 

[Filip Carlén]

#14 - 2
#13 - 1

 

[MarkR]

13 - 2
24 - 1

 

[Karl S.]

#8 - 1
#14 - 1
#22 - 1

 

[schlitty]

#3 - 1
#7 - 1
#23 - 1

 

[Michael Watts]

#13-2
#3-1

 

[9kret9]

#14 - 2
#3 - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round 3 - Bahrain: RESULTS

Winners: @Yapci, @BoogerMac, @schlitty

Please try to not break this one

Engineer: "Your dad's last check bounced. You need to clear this up with him before I let you get back in the seat."

Stroll: (thinking in his head) If I'm seen talking to daddy, race fans will be mean to me.

Engineer; All right, got your latest car ready to go.

Stroll; You know, I'm feeling good about this one.

*the crew turns to each other and stifles laughter*

Bahrain Results
1=: @Yapci, @schlitty, @BoogerMac - 19 points (5 votes)
4: @Blimey - 12 points (3 votes)
5: @Andrew Harper - 10 points (2 votes)
6=: @Jimlaad43, @mysterion157, @Burke Wells, @Haiden773, @Matt88 - 4 points (1 vote)

Leaderboard
1: Burke Wells - 45.5 points
2: rubaru - 36 points
3=: Yapci, schlitty, BoogerMac - 19 points
6: eljueta - 18 points
7: Colin Doessel - 16.5 points
8: Jimlaad43 - 15 points
9: Blimey - 12 points
10=: Slyfrequency, pjcforpres2020, Frank, Chris - 11 points

14: Andrew Harper - 10 points
15=: mysterion157, Haiden773, Matt88 - 4 points​