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10 Signs That You Might Be An Idiot

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ryan Callan, Dec 23, 2009.

  1. 1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’.
    2. You press the already lit elevator button.
    3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.
    4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes.
    5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof.
    6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish.
    7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often.
    8. You send out your resume on cute stationery.
    9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale.
    10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself.
     
  2. 1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’. - No, I'm not British.
    2. You press the already lit elevator button. - I do
    3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni. - No I don't like cheese nor pepperoni
    4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes. - I never go to Starbucks :p
    5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof. - They're kinda smart, but not cause they're aloof.
    6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish. - nope
    7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often. - It can be difficult indeed.
    8. You send out your resume on cute stationery. - I don't know what this means
    9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale. - Sometimes.. lol
    10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself.- yep I do
     
  3. Or American, or Canadian, or Australian, or Kiwi, or Jamaican or.....

    You get the idea ;)
     
  4. Omer Said

    Omer Said
    Weresloth Staff Premium Member

    1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’. - Yes i do :S
    2. You press the already lit elevator button. - Yes, because i love pressing the buttons their ( oops! I was trying to write "there" )
    3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni. - No, never!
    4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes. - I never went to Starbucks.
    5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof. - Perhaps...
    6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish. - I can't live without meats! :D
    7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often. - As i don't speak English in my social life, that's not a problem for me.
    8. You send out your resume on cute stationery. - No never used it.
    9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale. - perhaps once or twice.. or 3rd time..
    10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself. - No, i don't.

    I maybe a little idiot but that's probably your fault Ryan! ( credit to 10th element )
     
  5. 1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’. Never happened, never will.
    2. You press the already lit elevator button. I like pressing buttons, but I've never done that...
    3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni. Fold it over and you've got a sandwich. Delicious.
    4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes. We don't have Starbucks here... ;)
    5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof. My cat isn't very smart...
    6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish. I'm a carnivore, born and bred.
    7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often. I hardly ever use it.
    8. You send out your resume on cute stationery. What resume?
    9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale. I never buy things I don't need.
    10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself. It's all your fault, Ryan. :rolleyes:

    :tongue:
     
  6. 1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’. Never did.
    2. You press the already lit elevator button. Never did.
    3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni. I only have cheese in them.
    4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes. Never tried Starbucks.
    5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof. Never did.
    6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish. I am a carnivore that doesn't like some types of meat.
    7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often. Nope.
    8. You send out your resume on cute stationery. Huh?
    9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale. I sometimes bought things I didn't need and never thought it's saving money.
    10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself. I do, sometimes...
     
  7. You're an omnivore Resi :D
     
  8. Resi is a carnitarian :p
     
  9. 1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’.
    I've typed anything but those letters when trying to type rgua..uh..rgiau..oh.never mind.,,
    2. You press the already lit elevator button.
    I would if i get a chance
    3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.
    Nope...
    4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes.
    I get confused by cup sizes in general...
    5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof.
    Depends how big the cat is...
    6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish.
    I dont eat anything...
    7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often.
    Not knowingly...
    8. You send out your resume on cute stationery.
    why not, sounds like fun
    9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale.
    Have done in the past sometimes
    10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself.
    Of course, if not theres no fun in life...
     
  10. 1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’. - No, I'm not American :)
    2. You press the already lit elevator button. - Nah, I take the stairs when I can (or does that say it all right there?)
    3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni. - You saying there's something wrong with the Joey Special?
    4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes. - They come in different sizes?
    5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof. - They've certainly got an easier life than I do
    6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish. - Nope, although I am toying with the idea of going vegetarian. A life of eating nothing but pot noodle doesn't sound so bad
    7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often. - Ohmygodicantbelieveyoujustsaidthat!
    8. You send out your resume on cute stationery. - Little hearts are scientifically proven to be better than university degrees
    9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale. - I think there's something wrong with the man who walks into a pound shop and doesn't think "when's the next time I'm gonna get so much stuff for £1?"
    10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself. - One of the important life lessons I've learned from Dilbert; the fine art of blaming other people for your mistakes and incompetence

    And on the subject of saving money by buying stuff during sales, I'm ruthless for doing that. There's been some good sales on Steam lately, so I took the oppertunity to buy loads of games while they were dirt cheap, but... Well, I still have games I bought last year when they did the same thing and haven't played yet. :)
     
  11. LOLZ Lemming
     
  12. Rarely...
    Where I live most of the buttons don't light up at all >_>
    Err, no...
    I don't go to Starbucks... although I always have wondered why they have a "tall" but no "short" :confused:
    Some cats are smart, some are stupid... just like people!
    I do neither!
    I mean, if you start actually thinking about what you're saying out loud, it is a bit weird...
    Resume? What's that? @_@
    I must admit to doing this on occasion...
    To me that's a sign of intelligence! :cool:
     
  13. 1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’.
    Aha I did that once. So I was an Idiot!
    2. You press the already lit elevator button.
    I do.. to make sure i go there
    3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.
    Nope :)
    4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes.
    Sometimes
    5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof.
    Yeah XD
    6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish.
    I eat my veggies and I eat my MEAT
    7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often.
    haha no.
    8. You send out your resume on cute stationery.
    Again haha no
    9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale.
    Yes.. I need a new phone :(
    10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself.
    Sometimes on the golf course!