F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Bahrain Grand Prix

[Jimlaad43]

We raced under lights in Bahrain, but what is happening here?

After the entry period has closed after 5 days, there will be 2 days to vote for your favourite caption. You have 3 votes which you can give out in one of two ways: 2-1, or 1-1-1. You are not allowed to give 3 votes to one caption. Your votes will only count if you have submitted a caption yourself. When making your vote, post only the post number and the number of votes you want to give it. Remember not to vote for your own caption, or all your votes will be discounted.

Please do not submit captions after voting has opened. it is pretty clear in the thread title when this has occurred.

An example vote would be:

#17 - 2
#22 - 1

or

#14 - 1
#26 - 1
#32 - 1

Points will be awarded in the F1 scoring system of 25-18-15-12-10-8-6-4-2-1 to the top 10 captioners, and prizes will be awarded at the end of the season.

 

[Paul Jeffrey]

Engineer "la la la la la la la, maybe if I ignore him he'll go away"

 

[Yapci]

Please try to not break this one

 

[Karl S.]

"Sainz is on the phone. Do you know he has a crush... erm, I mean crash on you?"

 

[Lorenzo Bonder]

Engineer: "No Lance, just because this gives you an height advantage now that means Sainz will avoid hitting the side of your car"

 

[rubaru]

"We installed a high-powered electromagnet in your right sidepod. We need you to take someone out so Felipe can get us some points."

 

[Blimey]

"we just installed Windows 10 on this bad boy, +5% extra top speed boi"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Smedley: "...brake, turn right, accelerate, ERS boost, open DRS, mix 3, brake, turn right, get hit by Sainz, stop"

 

[mysterion157]

Engineer: "If you don't finish the race in Russia you can't have dessert"

 

[Sky]

"genuinely uninteresting photograph"

 

[M² Designworks | Maxwellus]

"Okay Valtt- err, Lance..."

 

[Martin Larsen]

Stroll: ''God, im in over my head with F1, ain't I?''
Race Engineer: ''Lol, yeah. The exit is that way''

 

[BoogerMac]

Engineer: "Your dad's last check bounced. You need to clear this up with him before I let you get back in the seat."

Stroll: (thinking in his head) If I'm seen talking to daddy, race fans will be mean to me.

 

[schlitty]

Engineer; All right, got your latest car ready to go.

Stroll; You know, I'm feeling good about this one.

*the crew turns to each other and stifles laughter*

 

[PfzFantaribo]

"Your mom forgot to give you the grocery list"

 

[Keith Gregg]

I told YOU to pack the wheels

 

[Slyfrequency]

"Stick with me,the banter over there is too much for you"

 

[Daniel Trapp]

Divebombing T1? Sounds like a plan!

 

[amarbelt]

"That's the agreement, right? Bring the tyres, and you're good to go."

 

[Burke Wells]

“Ok Lance, look… For the last time, you have GOT to stop peeing in the car. Not only are you leaving a disgusting mess for the crew to clean up but the whole damn garage smells like asparagus.”