You know you've been watching F1 for too long when..

[Manuel De Samaniego]

We went to a place called Ruben's burguer and I immediatelly thought of Ruben's Barrichello

When you stand at traffic lights and turn to the person next to you and say "It's lights out and away we go!".

This also happened to us today we lost the race

 

[Jimlaad43]

When you're running along a path, and run wide on the exit of a corner and bounce your head around like it's a rough Kerb.

 

[hamilton_f1_123]

Or when you open your car boot for DRS on the motor way,
And turn your heater knob on full for mix 3
Doing a formation lap in the morning before racing to work

 

[Jimlaad43]

When you downshift your flappy paddles approaching a tight bend while out walking, then upshift on the exit.

 

[Jimlaad43]

When you downshift your flappy paddles approaching a tight bend while out walking, then upshift on the exit.

I do this even more now, the worst thing is getting stuck behind someone and having to shift down to second gear.

 

[Joel]

Dat awkward moment when you find yourself waking up lying in your bed at a position with your legs up high to press the pedals and your hands near your face to use the steering wheel.....

 

[Milos]

"you move items around your shopping cart to get the balance right."

(Source)

Yes, I always do that It's so tough to drive when it's really heavy though, then I normally "drift" into "corners" (I guess that's one )
and when you are driving a bike using the left brake (front) as downshifter, of course while actually braking with the right one. And when you use the right (rear) one as an upshifter when accelerating
When you think the wind sound (or my bike, or I'm just weird ) while driving your bike fast is your engine revving up (it's really quiet though)

edit:just saw in the link in your surce link completely, yes I hate it when you have wind coming in your face..
edit 2: this one is actually a bit more related: you know you've been watching F1 fr too long when you know that the sweeping uphill right at Spa is actually called Raidillon

 

[Milos]

..when you see Jules in a test and write #Forza to it's left

 

[Mark Aalberts]

When you clip the kerbing at traffic circles just to shave 0.025 seconds off your travel time...

Haha, im actually shortcutting them (those who are low and allows you to do so ofc) No idea if thats because i ran 10 years in FSR though.

 

[the_sigman]

When the notebooks of the lessons you don't like are full of circuit designs.

 

[Jimlaad43]

When the notebooks of the lessons you don't like are full of circuit designs.

Guilty!

 

[Decenten]

• Every time you stop at traffic lights, you imagine it to be the start of a race and you watch the light, eagerly ready to floor the throttle..

Can you come up with any more? (P.S - please delete or move this thread if its been created before)

I do this and dont think I have been beaten once. Even though I am a learner driver

 

[Rob Sharp]

When you keep adjusting the fuel mix on your lawnmower to try and shave valuable seconds off your time.

 

[Martin Larsen]

When you see a car ahead, then you speed up and drive very close to him, since you have to be in the 1sec gap to get DRS. And when you see a police car drive fast past you, then you speed up and follow him since you think that is safety car

Yeah... I have maybe watchd to much F1 and DTM

 

[Chris Jenkins]

When you attack the entrance to a village or speed restricted area like its the pit-lane entrance.

 

[Martin Larsen]

When you attack the entrance to a village or speed restricted area like its the pit-lane entrance.

wait... isn't that normal?!

 

[Paul M Jones]

..you look at the road conditions and think to yourself.. wets, inters or slicks?

 

[AndrewBo]

Worst thing you can say to your girlfriend:
Having sex with you is like having a pitstop....In, out, done.

 

[Martin Larsen]

Worst thing you can say to your girlfriend:
Having sex with you is like having a pitstop....In, out, done.

Yeah, if only you could told me that before...

 

[theiceman7]

You know you have been watching Formula One too long when you commentate on everything the other cars on the road are doing.

"That truck driver seems to have fallen asleep and is going past the yellow line. He will get a 5 second penalty!"