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The Best Pirate ?

Vote For Your Pirate!!!

  • Pirate Buxton

    Votes: 10 45.5%
  • Jack Sparrow

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • Captain Hook

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bah! You Call these Pirates! I know better than them! ( Name Them Please )

    Votes: 6 27.3%

  • Total voters
    22

Omer Said

Weresloth
Premium
Oct 28, 2008
13,880
4,068
In this world, there are lots of types of Pirates. Most of them have different appearences and styles.

Let's decide which one is the best. Vote for your Favorite! :good:

Our Nominees Are Below ; :pirate:


Sir Pirate David Buxton



  • He forms up his crew and has a party every friday night.
  • He also lives in Public disguised as David Buxton. But in Pirate World, he is known as "Pirate Buxton" .
  • He even works in public. And acts as if he is a normal civilian, most of the people believes and trusts him, but they always get robbed mysteriously.
  • He losts his treasures frequently.
  • Even he is a pirate, he uses Original And Legal Versions of the Video Games. For example GTR Evo by Simbin.
  • He is married and he doesn't have fun with hookers like other dirty pirates. But in a place called POT, he represents women to people.
  • He wears clothes not so eccentric as other pirates.
  • He is so kind that you can't believe he is a pirate.


Captain Jack Sparrow



  • He acts strange. As if he is drunk everytime.
  • He uses make up. He looks not so male.
  • He always makes mistakes.
  • He can't have a girl. No one likes him.
  • He is always in trouble.
  • Even he has lots of troubles, most of the time he avoids death with his great luck.
  • He is one of the most famous pirates.
  • Unlike Buxton, he only has one idendity.
  • He has the best adventures compared to other pirates.

Captain Hook



  • He has lost his left hand. And that's a bad handicap.
  • He is too much clumsy.
  • He even can't compete with a little boy called Peter Pan.
  • But also know that Peter Pan can fly.
  • He fears from a Crocodile and always hunted by it.
  • His crew is totally noob and amateur.
  • He is Ugly!
  • He doesn't have a girl. He lives on a land which doesn't have girls. Only a little Indian girl called Tiger Lily and a little English Girl called Wendy resides on the land he lives ( Neverland ).
 
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Andrew Evans

if a picture of me appears in this thread, then some ****ers will end up dead...
 

Rob Goldthorpe

@Simberia
Dec 23, 2008
3,148
1
The best pirate in the world has been spotted:

SERIOUSLY.

NEXT PHOTO OF ME POSTED HERE AND THAT PERSON IS BANNED.
 

Mark Birney

3000RPM
Sep 13, 2008
3,879
55
Awww. I wanted to say *name removed for legal reasons* but he would just throw a fit and kick from here to Timbukto. And it would hurt.

Has to be...
 

Mark Birney

3000RPM
Sep 13, 2008
3,879
55
I vote Bjorn. Smoking a cigar. In a smoking jacket. In a big leather chair. In front of a roaring fire.

No, make that a pipe.
 

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