Funny Automobile Acronyms

Resi Respati · Nov 1, 2009

Funny automobile acronyms from All-Acronyms.com.

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Honda (Hand Over Dollars to Asians)
Toyota (Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto)
Nissan (Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon)
Audi (Accelerates Under Demonic Influence)
KIA (Kills In Accidents)
Ford (Fast Only Rolling Downhill)
Volkswagen (VW) (Virtually Worthless)
Buick (Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer)
Volvo (Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object)
BMW (Brutal Money Waster)
Mercedes (Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales)

Rhys Gardiner · Nov 1, 2009

http://www.all-acronyms.com/FORD

Ford (Fast Only Rolling Downhill)

Amen to that. :beer:

Ariff Roose · Nov 1, 2009

BMW = Be My Wife!

Rhys Gardiner · Nov 1, 2009

TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid

:lol:

Jarrod Crossley · Nov 1, 2009

Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
Honda = Hold On Not Done Accelerating

Niels Pedersen · Nov 1, 2009

Porsche:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Saab:
Send Another Automobile Back

Rhys Gardiner · Nov 1, 2009

CADILLAC - Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

I LOL'd. :laugh2:

Matthew Parr · Nov 1, 2009

FIAT- Fix it Again Tomorow!

Lewis Fergusson · Nov 2, 2009

I know one for BMW but I doubt I can post it here...

Neil Tennant · Nov 2, 2009

oh, u mean black mans willy?

Lewis Fergusson · Nov 2, 2009

yes neil, thats exactly what i meant.

Neil Tennant · Nov 2, 2009

i see

Resi Respati · Feb 26, 2010

:bump:

Suzuki - Son U Zombie U Killed It
Ferrari - From Extra Rusty Rubbish And Rude Italians
VW - Virtually Worthless
Lotus - Let Only The Users Suffer
Mercedes - My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke
Renault - Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash

Can Ozcelik · Feb 26, 2010

Resi Respati said:
KIA (Kills In Accidents)

my favorite (not their cars of course) :wink:

Resi Respati · May 3, 2010

COMPLETE FUN: Part 1

ACURA

Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC

All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
A Man's Car
A Miss Conception
All Muscle Car
All Most Car
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
Automotive Mental Cruelty

AUDI

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW

Bob Marley and the Wailers
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Biggest Metal Waste
Big Money Works
Bring My Wallet
Burn My Wallet
Bought My Wife
By Mercedes Wasted
Break My Window
Bring More Women
Bring More Wrenches
Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
But Mom, Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring Many Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bavarian Manure Wagon

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CADILLAC

Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling

CAMARO (Chevy)

Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

CHEVY

Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet

CHRYSLER

Everyone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for:
I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL (Ford)

Every Day Something Else Leaks
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs

FERRARI

Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively

FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony
Fix It All the Time
Found In A Toilet
Feeble Italian's Attempt at Transportation

FORD

Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Found Out-Right Dangerous
Future Of Racings Delight
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
ASPIRE: A Swift Punt In Rear End
PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!
PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard
PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
PINTOassengers Incinerated Nine Times Over
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
MUSTANG: Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes

LTD

Lacks Total Dependability
Lots To Do
Looses Transmissions Daily

GEO

Good Engineering Overlooked
Get Everything Overpriced
Got Everything Overhauled

GM

General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
Good Money
Goofy's Manufacturing
Gone Mental

To Be Continued...

Resi Respati · May 3, 2010

COMPLETE FUN: Part 2

GMC

God's Mechanical Curse
Getting Mostly Crap
GM Made Crap
Generally Makes Clouds
Garage Man's Companion
Generic Motors Corporation
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greatest Mistake Created
Great Mountain of Crap
Greasy Messy Contraption
Gay Man's Chevy
Generically Made Chevrolet
Grief & Misery Combined
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
God Made Chevy
Good Moron Car
Got Mine Cheap
Get My Checkbook
Gone Mad Corp.

GTO (Pontiac)

Gas, Tires, Oil
Get Tools Out
Get To Onramp
Good To Own
Get The Others
Generally Trashed Out
Good Time Out
Gone To Overdrive

HOLDEN

Heavy Oil Leaks Deafening Engine Noise
Hold On Love Damn Engines Nackered
Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
Horrible Obscene Loud Disgusting Engine Noises

HONDA

Had One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

To Be Continued...

Resi Respati · May 3, 2010

COMPLETE FUN: Part 3

HUMMER

Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

HYUNDAI

Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

JEEP

Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Expect Every Problem (Sent in by a visitor)
Just Eats Every Penny
Just Everybody Else's Parts
Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts

JAGUAR

Just A Guess U Are Rich
Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
Jump Around Get Up And Run

KIA

Keep It Away!
Kick It's Ass
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea's Imported Accident
Killer's Imported Asset
Kiss It Away
Killed In Action
Keep Inside Asia
Korea Invades America
Korean Industrial Accident
Killer Implosion Awaits
Killed In Accident
Kick It Around
Kick It Again
Killed In Action

LAMBORGHINI

Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
Lucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice Inflation

LOTUS

Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MASERATI

Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt

To Be Continued...

Resi Respati · May 3, 2010

COMPLETE FUN: Part 4

MERCEDES

My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon

MG

Money Guzzler
Mostly Garaged
Major Goof
MGB: Might Go Backwards
MGB: Might Go, But...
MGB: Motor Going Bad
MGF: Might Go Forward
MGF: Might Go Fast

MIATA (Mazda)

My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MITSUBISHI

Manufactured In Taiwan, Sold Under British Influence, Shipped Here Incompletely
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete (from Linus Broström)

MOPAR

Match Old Parts As Required
Most Often Parked At Roadside
Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Motor On Pavement After Race
Moments Of Power Are Rare
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
More Often Parts Are Replaced

MUSTANG (Ford)

Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
Maybe, Under Serious Thought, Another No Go
Maybe, Under Serious Thought, Another Nice GTO

NISSAN

Nobody's Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying "Ahhh, Nutz"
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A No-show

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Oldmobile

PINTO

Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In New Transmission Often
Pushed In Neutral Too Often

PONTIAC

Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil

PORSCHE

Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
Plenty Of Repairs Service Can't Help Everything
Proof Only Rich Spoiled Children Have Everything

SAAB

Styling Absent After Buyout
Sorry Auto, Assembled Backwards
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Send Another Automobile Back!
Sorry Auto, Always Broken

To Be Continued...

Resi Respati · May 3, 2010

COMPLETE FUN: Part 5 (END)

SALEEN

Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty

SATURN

Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Same American Trash Under Revised Name

SUBARU

Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
Souped Up BadAss Racing Unit
Souped Up Blazingly Awesome Racing Unit
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
(backwards) U R A BUS (You are a bus)

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away
This One You Oughta Tow Away
The One You Ought To Avoid
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
Torturous On Your Old Tired A**

TR (???)

Tools Required

TRIUMPH

This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless
Vintage Wreck
Very Wonderful
Very Weird
VOLKSWAGEN: Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
Volks Who?

Part 1: Acura - GM
Part 2: GMC - Honda
Part 3: Hummer - Mazda
Part 4: Mercedes - SAAB
Part 5: Saleen - VW

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