F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Chinese Grand Prix - Voting Open!

[Jimlaad43]

VOTING OPEN!
You have 2 days to vote for your two or three favourite captions for the image. The rules are in Post #1 of the thread.

PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT ANY MORE CAPTIONS

Sorry for the delay, Bahrain will be up soon as well.

 

[BBRacing]

You see Valtteri, time is relative and when I want to squeeze a few tenths off my lap, I do it like this (squeeze squeeze) and it works, won't work with your watch though

 

[schlitty]

#30 - 2
#23 - 1

There was one that was I liked but it used a pic, dunno if that's allowed so went with just two instead.

 

[whip]

"hey botas, you like my watch? i stole it from a one legged crippled goat lover down the market"

 

[Omer Said]

#21 - 2
#19 - 1

 

[M² Designworks | Maxwellus]

"And, of course; this sets the bombs off."

 

[whip]

"hey look what Q gave me"

 

[Mark_McQ]

VB: Your watch has stopped working.
LH: Yeah, I swiped it from the McLaren garage.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Stop captioning, start voting

 

[TylerDurden4321]

#11 - 1
#6 - 1
#15 - 1

 

[rubaru]

#2 - 1
#25 - 1
#40 - 1

 

[Slyfrequency]

#2 - 2
#21 - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

#29 - 2
#2 - 1

 

[LeSunTzu]

#40 - 2
#27 - 1

 

[Karl S.]

#11 - 1
#14 - 1
#40 - 1

 

[mm0wkj]

..

 

[rubaru]

Results?

 

[Jimlaad43]

I'm right in the middle of my exams at the moment, you'll have to be patient. I haven't forgotten.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round 2 - China: RESULTS

Winner @Burke Wells

Bottas feigns polite attentiveness as Lewis once again demonstrates how he can use his Apple watch to see how many followers he has on Facebook.

China Results
1: @Burke Wells - 25 points (4 votes)
2: @eljueta - 18 points (3 votes)
3=: @pjcforpres2020, @Frank, @Chris, @rubaru - 11 points (2 votes each)
(There were too many entries with one vote to give points to)

Leaderboard
1: Burke Wells - 41.5 points
2: rubaru - 36 points
3: eljueta - 18 points
4: Colin Doessel - 16.5 points
5=: Slyfrequency, Jimlaad43, pjcforpres2020, Frank, Chris - 11 points​