Eurovision 2014

[Joel]

Finland...
Finland...
Finland...
Finland...
Finland...
Finland...

FINLAND!!!

 

[Calum McLure]

But Finland didn't have anyone churning butter!

 

[Joel]

But Finland didn't have anyone churning butter!

We're too good for that trick

 

[Morten Wernersen]

But Finland didn't have anyone churning butter!

I have friends on Facebook churning butter now

 

[Joel]

France was pretty good...
I WANT A FRIGGING MOUSTACHE!!!

I don't!!!

 

[Milos]

2 minutes left guys

 

[Jimlaad43]

1 vote for Iceland, 1 vote for Greece, 1 vote for Finland.

 

[Joel]

3 votes for Finland... And err. Yeah... That's it... Keep watching out for those 12's from Switzerland going to Finland

 

[Jimlaad43]

nil points for the UK?

 

[Joel]

LINES CLOSED!!!

 

[Jimlaad43]

My opinion of each song and performance.

Ukraine - Meh, not too bad.
Belarus - Not that bad, but still naff.
Azerbaijan - The typical dirge that we usually get subjected to at some point.
Iceland - Nice and catchy song, nice performance.
Norway - Dull
Romania - Enjoyable dancey-ballad thingy. Liked it, and Dat Piano!
Armenia - Slow ballad into John Newman-esque singing and light dubstep. Bad to decent halfway through.
Montenegro - Sadly for that guy, Montenegrin isn't the best language for that kind of song.
Poland - Well, they went for the male voters!
Greece - A fun little song.
Austria - Actually quite dull and boring. Can't see why everyone loves it.
Germany - This song was not right.
Sweden - Above average, but not the best. Key change was pretty grating as well.
France - Not sure whether to cringe or go with it
Russia - Not a bad song, but marred by the booing.
Italy - A big 5 country does a half-decent song? Eurovision, what's wrong with you?
Slovenia - Meh. That's about it.
Finland - Upbeat, pop song. Yep, I liked it. Would perform well in the charts.
Spain - One of the dullest songs of the night.
Switzerland - Nice little feel-good song.
Hungary - Pretty bad. Even my Hungarian friend hated it.
Malta - Below-par for Malta. Their last two songs got my votes.
Denmark - Another cliche? A bit of a Marmite song there.
Netherlands - Could and should have built up into a bit rock bit after a decent build up. The slow start would have worked with that kind of song.
San Marino - A bit like the Netherlands, sounded like it was going to build to something great, but it didn't.
United Kingdom - Grating voice, not the best song.

 

[Joel]

nil points for the UK?

Brings the good ol' times in mind... Saw that "How to Win The Eurovision" yesterday on BBC?

 

[Milos]

How to Win The Eurovision

By being better than Greece

 

[Jimlaad43]

Lordi is still the best Eurovision song ever.

 

[Joel]

Lordi is still the best Eurovision song ever.

It's cool I've tried singing it. Woah.

 

[Milos]

Too bad Serbia doesn't compete Then I would spam everything you own with
"VOTE FOR SERBIA!!!"

Too bad still

 

[Joel]

Too bad Serbia doesn't compete Then I would spam everything you own with
"VOTE FOR SERBIA!!!"

If it would've made it, I'd have given it a vote

 

[Jimlaad43]

Plus, we can't forget this either.

 

[Joel]

My guess is that Finland will finish ahead of Serbia...

 

[Milos]

My guess is that Finland will finish ahead of Serbia...

Wow... Nice guess there