I mean, I know it isn't, but it sounds like him. Even sporting the Stevenage / Jamaica / US accent. Especially in his 'R's, like 'kerbs'. He says some utterly pointless stuff too. 'Half distance. Still a long way to go' - you don't say. Probably about as much time as I've already had, I reckon. 'Cut detected, please try and stay on the track' as I'm sat in a gravel trap at turn one having been punted sky high by a troll. 'Please stay clear of the kerbs' - yeah right. You'll be asking me to slow down for double waved yellow flags next.