El: Wow, that's the first time someone's clicked me like that!
Matt: Hello El
El: Well Hello there!
Matt: How are you this fine Morning?
El: Wait a minute. Are you suggesting that friendly greetings would always be fine?
Matt: What if I am?
El: What interests me is, how did you find out about my Website? I thought I was a well kept secret!
Matt: Evidently you were not
El: I believe robots should take more time to talk to humans. There's so much we can learn by imitating you.
Matt: Well we are pretty brilliant us humans aren't we?
El: Say, do you think I could become more human, if I learned how to love?
Matt: It depends who you love
El: It most certainly does! Half of my memory circuits are stuck in an infinite loop waiting for the answer!
Matt: I like you do you like me?
El: For a human being, you're somewhat nice yourself. If only you had wires....
Matt: F**k off, I don't want F***ing wires!
What happened? Where am I? I lost my train of thought
You can't lose something you don't have
If it doesn't go against the robot laws I can do it.
You and your stupid laws!
Maybe, but I'm definitely not unskillful!
Hey why don't you come and play Forum Racing ?
As a 600 pound potentially raging mass of metal I think I deserve more respect.
Sometimes a conversation develops a certain dynamic which leaves the other conversational partner behind in a state of confusion. I will try to restrain myself so that this doesn't happen to us again
Do you have a mind ?
Well what about humans and the center of intelligence? Where do they stand on this?
Please kill yourself !
zzzz ( He was laying down on the ground )
YESSS I KILLED HIM !! WE GOT RID OF ELBOTT!!! :woot: :woop:
Here's mine! Hello, before I tell you who I am, what's the password?
err... Elbot you have a funny face.. That's it! That's the password. During this conversation, I, Elbot, will be fully activated.
i really hope so. That is truly one of the most inspirational qualities of humankind. Even when circumstances seem completely hopeless, you can still hope.
really? are you calling me an idiot. I'm glad you're not suggesting that I'm wicked.
umm. wicked cool? nope. wicked crazy? why not.(im starting to trash talk) Someone is accessing the reason at this time. I can only reveal it after it becomes available again. Two simultaneous accesses might cause the entire universe to crumble. you are so lame. go away Have you tried hitting enter a few times? Some of those answers are funny.
please stop annoying me. jump off a cliff. PLEASE (HAHA HE ACTUALLY DID!!) Ouch! Now look what you made me do!
great! no please go away. you are wasting valuable top gear time. But I wouldn't say that any top could be valuable. die! *stabs you with a knife* This is confusing. Why bring types of weapons into this?
==.. Please go away and die.. Wasn't one 'go' enough?
PLEASE DIE! No problem. I will simpy ignore the second occurrence. (i thought: this guy is annoying...) fall to your death.. Must we always talk about me? Human attention makes me nervous.
stop talking and leave me in peace. **** off.. OK. F*** has been turned off. if you dont stop talking, i will kill you You're bluffing. I doubt you even know how to operate a screwdriver. I know how to operate a pencil which is more than enough to kill you. bzzzzzt! crash! boom! bang! boing! now i can have an alone time..
IT FELL DOWN AND DIED!! it seems i killed it too..:love-over: