@Calvyn White, I know you and
@ko41 are really fast but it's incredible the time you can set with your Detroit
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Iron!! I get a little faster and both of you blow the doors off! I think I'm at the limit of my Hot Lapping ability so I'm going to practice my race consistency, my only hope!!
Well, it certainly ain't my fault if you haven't chosen the right car.
I mean look at it, it's got speed and power written all over it which is also in yellow. It's got more power than one subhuman can handle one of which does the steering and the other with the brain cell does the pedals. You have only got a look at the wing to know this car says it means business. The fine some bits and put them all together business. And at the same time leaving plenty of access to the back for getting the children in and out quickly. And having room forgetting that vital roadkill in the back with no fuss. Got to keep those unplanned children quiet somehow with something to eat or play with.
With its special set, Carlos Van Dangal's allowing you extra grip on the extremely tricky straights giving confidence for those occasional drunken naps.
And of course the hidden upgrades at no extra cost. The Overhead Underhang boosting power as much as 4 horsepower, absolutely staggering considering what, yet one more little piece of plastic can do. Technology working at it's finest for you. And for which, only doubles the fuel consumption, an absolute bargain.
Not to mention where money was no object, it's plush corduroy interior which comes in and brown, beige and slightly darker brown, which helps cover up those unsightly stains but does absolutely nothing for the smell. And of course, the looks of this car are exterminating may induce projectile vomiting at the slightest glance as it looks are quite staggering and shocking to the human eye. Counselling may be required.
But don't be fooled by its earth-shattering looks this car is built to last two or three years with a 17-day warranty which can be extended to 20 days for only an extra cost of $1,000. This car is built with safety in mind we're only anything more than fender bender will kill you. Anything less and they will offer you a new car for a super special price of a new one, plus VAT.
Now you see if you chose the right car you very well be at the top of the leaderboard but you didn't, did you.
For which you have no excuse except maybe one which is plainly obvious, you haven't been having your regular bowl of Loop De Loops.