2015 RD Touring Car Championship (Stock Car Extreme)

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Great start to the day of the final round of a championship where I could be part of the team that wins the teams championship.

Very windy, windows open. Precariously balanced pile of stuff starts to fall. Go to catch it. Catch a Cactus (because that is the preferred way to store a Cactus and I have dumb parents). Spend 15 mins pulling the prickly bits out of right hand.

Hate to pull the book of excuses here, but I think this could be useful if tonight goes bad, just blame the cactus.

Now i'm off to walk under some ladders and across cracks in the pavement to see a black cat. See you guys at race time :).
 
@Chark Ready to win the Championship tonight?
Well, apparently they don't have what I would need in the store section anymore... :giggle:

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This came through on my facebook so I thought I would share it here lol.

POLICE WARNING:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ...Beer. The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman
needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewed enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this beer and the women administering it..... There are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
 
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