2014 F1 Caption Competition

[James Bannister]

VB: "Hey Felipe, how are you feeling? You don't look too happy!"
FM: "I'm never drinking that much Martini with you again, even if it did make us look good with our *hiccup* sponsors this year"

 

[mystaaRS]

Massa: No Cameraman, I won't stop shrugging until the deisgners make the Petrobras logo on the car bigger! Ah well, I guess these is always the RD Modders for my Gaming Fix
Bottas: Hey, I bet that included re-becoming a number 2 driver

 

[Paul M Jones]

"Valtteri, I heard that we have to pin an olive onto our overalls and we have to eat one before every race now that we're sponsored by Martini!"

"Don't worry Felipe, the team has really 'shaken' up the design department. Some fans are 'stirring' rumours that we might be quick in Melbourne."

"I don't like Olives. They make me gassy Valterri!"

"Ah, we won't have to worry about the 100kg fuel limit then.."

"Wait wha-.."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Get Ready Guys, the first round will start tomorrow.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Australian Grand Prix

Rules in the first post.
Entries open until next Monday.​

 

[Ho3n3r]

Felipe: "A bit early to release your KERS, mate..."
Valtteri: "Too. Much. Boost!"
Lewis: "I told you those beans work fast, guys "
Nico: "What's that smell...?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Bottas: What's so funny Lewis?
Hamilton: Ole' Magnet Chilton is playing with Felipe's eyebrows.

 

[Aidan Keranen]

(Individual thoughts before the GP)
Felipe: Now if everything goes to plan....hehe. Now we'll see who's faster Fernando! Mwah haha.
Lewis: How I like it, I see nothing in front of me.
Nico: Gonna be a hard one, need a good start, clean shifts (mumbles technical jargon) and then perhaps win the race...
Valteri: .... YOLO, I'M TAKING YOU ALL ON B****ES
Disregard

 

[Manuel De Samaniego]

Felipe's thinking : mmm... nice grid girls

Valteri: mmmm... cake

Nico: How can Lewis wear that stupid cap.

Marussia guys: finally for once we're on top,and they cut our heads!

 

[the_sigman]

Massa: That's the closest I have been to Lewis since 2011... What shall I do?

Bottas: They will only be ahead of us here

Lewis: Hahah, from the guys around me, I am the only champ

 

[mystaaRS]

"The FIM has seemed to miscalculate the order of the teams, that's probably because they used Massa's eyebrow as a calculator"

Rosberg: What are we doing here??

Hamilton: Dude let's just chill out man

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Massa: I feel like i'm missing a facial feature

Bottas: It's probably a Championship Title. And who do you think you are Sauber driver? Your arm has no right in this picture

 

[Paul M Jones]

Photographer: "Is it me.. or has Valterri been swapped for a Madame Tussauds version of himself? He looks very.. waxy.

 

[Jordi Casademunt]

Here we can see two young Mercedes fans posing in front of the Martini Williams drivers.

 

[Aidan Keranen]

Final Entry

Felipe (looking at Grid Girls): Hey ladies, look at Valteri, now back to me, now back to Valteri, NOW BACK TO ME. Sadly, he isn't me....(continues)
Nico: Does he know we can hear him?
Lewis: shush Nico, lets see if he notices...*chuckles-and-smirks-to-self*

 

[Chris]

Australian Grand Prix

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Valtteri Bottas challenges his fellow drivers to a Finnish past-time game called "Be quiet and emotionless".

 

[Shane Butler]

*Lewis enjoying shoulder massage*
Rosberg: These guys are weird..

 

[Tony Holder]

Australian Grand Prix

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Rules in the first post.
Entries open until next Monday.​

Massa.... Ahhhhhhhh.....pi**ing feels so good.
Lewis.....smiley Lewis, golden shower..... would Nicole like it........

 

[Chris Jenkins]

Massa.... Ahhhhhhhh.....pi**ing feels so good.
Lewis.....smiley Lewis, golden shower..... would Nicole like it........

Massa: ahh pi**ing feels so good!

Lewis: Yep, almost as good as pi**ing on your title hopes felt in '08!

(Sorry for hi-jacking your caption Tony)

 

[Michael Johnston]

Massa: "Wah dah hell der are wires comin out of lewis... wah do i do? dont react"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Massa.... Ahhhhhhhh.....pi**ing feels so good.
Lewis.....smiley Lewis, golden shower..... would Nicole like it........

Massa: ahh pi**ing feels so good!

Lewis: Yep, almost as good as pi**ing on your title hopes felt in '08!

(Sorry for hi-jacking your caption Tony)