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PC Will Assetto Corsa make coffee and clean the house?

Discussion in 'Assetto Corsa' started by magicfr, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. magicfr

    magicfr
    www.ivory-tower.fr

    Sorry :)

    Juste a bit of humour don't kill anybody :D
     
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  2. Probably not in V1.0 but maybe as an update later....window washing will be paid DLC
     
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  3. You forgot something very important Seb :D
     
  4. magicfr

    magicfr
    www.ivory-tower.fr

    Assetto Corsa, Sexy Maid edition.
    Now I just don't give a crap of thechnical demo, I'm feeling like DSK :D
     
  5. 2CV SUPER GT

    2CV SUPER GT
    Bad Modder FACA

    I won't purchase unless it does.
     
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  6. Dinca Andrei

    Dinca Andrei
    Premium Member

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. AC - Kitchen simulator

    "ever wanted a simulation that accurately calculates foam, water, plates, glasses and the ability to cook food with the most realistic physics ever? Well now you can!"

    Features
    - Laserscanned kitchens from all over the world
    - DX11, DoF
    - Dynamic lighting for those late nights dishing away as the sun goes down
    - Latest brushes from the well-known manufacturers
    - We havenĀ“t forgotten the mod-community either, the game will be completely open so even the beginner can create his very own kitchen. We give the tools, you build it.
    - accurate sweat physics for those days when family has been over
    - Multiplayer competitions going on every weekend, choose your brush and join in TODAY.


    great christmas present for the wife ;)
     
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  8. Dinca Andrei

    Dinca Andrei
    Premium Member

    Will it have 3 meals updates/day?
     
  9. Yup :)
    All the ingredients from all over the world laserscanned and with correct physics ;)
     
  10. Dinca Andrei

    Dinca Andrei
    Premium Member

    Will the multiplayer support more that 25 people on the same table:D
     
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  11. kunos

    kunos
    Kunos Simulazioni

    finally a sensible question :alien:
     
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  12. AC will be the opposite of coffee, meals and cleaning the house....

    I will starve to death, stay thirsty and leave the house to rot with dirt and crap and cat **** as I won't get my ass off playing AC :D

    PS: Thank God I have a wife!
     
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  13. Maybe if it does my wife would let me play more often.
     
  14. magicfr

    magicfr
    www.ivory-tower.fr

    Can we have multi-plate meal, I have a 3xplate setup at home :D
     
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  15. Bram

    Bram
    Roaring Pipes Maniacs | #27 Staff Premium Member

    I only drink analogue coffee, not digital.
     
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  16. I'm now so hungry, here is 3 a.m now.
    Whether digital or not it's no of importance for me.

    I'm now downloading a fried chicken with torrent. When will the crazy AC be released? :devilish:
     
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  17. Bram

    Bram
    Roaring Pipes Maniacs | #27 Staff Premium Member

    Kentorrent Fried Chicken! Lovely stuff.
     
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  18. if that's the case then can you confirm whether Assetto Corsa will be able to make a Rubber Curry? i mean it has to be 100% natural Rubber from AC itself :)

    i love my currys!
     
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  19. Damien Wintz

    Damien Wintz
    Premium Member

    Won't buy it unless it does...

    (ok this is getting old, I'm sorry)
     
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  20. kunos

    kunos
    Kunos Simulazioni

    I am working hard to deliver three-coffee-support and coffee machine interactive buttons.
     
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