I would like to settle this in a quick and easy way, but, juxtaposing two users and determining who is a better speaker is long and complicated? Another question is, "What are legitimate ways to test for mastery in the World's most spoken language?" I was thinking of a series of tests and averaging the scores for the tests, and whoever has the highest mean score was the best English speaker. What do you think, brothers (and maybe sisters if there still are any)? EDIT - The name of this award idea is called "The Anglophone Award".