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Where is Chuck Norris?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Bram Hengeveld, Sep 3, 2010.

  1. Bram Hengeveld

    Bram Hengeveld
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    Did a search on Google and it answered me with this page. Have a look :)
     
  2. Omer Said

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    What are you doing mate!? Don't try to search him. You are lucky that you only get this answer. My answer was a direct punch from the Monitor. :pcbeat: (Just like that)
     
  3. Resi Respati

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    In Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.

    He is even able to reverse a Russian reversal.
     
  4. Linus Broström

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    that's kinda old, but still funny though
     
  5. Niels Pedersen

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    hahahahaha
     
  6. Hiroshi Awazu

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    Funny,i just watched Lone Wolf Mquade the other day. I would disappear too after WALKER TEXAS RANGER. that was a pretty bad show.
     
  7. Nathan Robinson

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    Dont say that about chuck norris hirowazu. Unfortunately for you, your fate has been sealed. Heeeyaww (chuck norris just ripped your heart out with his bare hand)

    *Some kids pee their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete.*

    *Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.*
     
  8. Simon Roberts

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    Chuck Norris jokes are superb -

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.[/FONT]
     
  9. Omer Said

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    Here are some RD related Chuck Norris facts:

    'Chuck has never registered for a club membership, membership begged him to join to the club'

    'Chuck never gets an infraction, because no staff member has guts to post his infraction in the infraction thread'

    'In club events Chuck joins, there is no fight for the lead, only for 2nd place'

    'Chuck never requests a F1 2010 mod, his F1 2010 game adjusts it's settings as Chuck commands automaticly'

    'Even as a regular member, Chuck has access to admin panel and mod forums'

    'All threads which Chuck starts, gets stickied automaticly'

    'Chuck never posts a reply to join a club event. Event organizer sends a PM to offer him instead, if he likes the offer, it's ok. But if the offer doesn't suit him, the staff member goes into huge trouble'

    'Chuck never accepts 'ceding position' after unfair contacts, his stomp's sismic wave hits the crasher's PC and him'

    'Chuck changes his G25 after every club event. They can't stand Chuck's powerful grasp more than one race, sometimes he even changes them midrace, at pitstops'

    'Chuck's Race 07 never freezes, it fears Simbin company will be history if it happens'
     
  10. Resi Respati

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    Chuck Norris may be able to find you, but in Soviet Russia, you have to find him.
     
  11. Ivo Simons

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    Chuck Norris always gets pole. He sets one time and then parks his car next to the finish line and dares people to beat his time.
     
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  12. Mike Alman

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    I Know

    I just seen him shopping in Sainsburys, :drink:
     
  13. James Chant

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    Who would win...

    Chuck Norris Vs Jack Bauer?
     
  14. Bram Hengeveld

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    That's a hard one. Jack is one of the guys that could actually beat Chuck in 24 hours. [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
     
  15. Bram Hengeveld

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    There is a new rank of Chuck quotes over at: http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

    [/FONT]


    Chuck roundhouse kicks Lady Gaga in this vid :)
     
  16. Roy Magnes

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    You know, if Jack Bauer did get his way from the start - the show would be called 7,5 :D
     
  17. Darryl Webb

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    I spotted Cuck norris at Monza last sunday, he didnt look happy!
     
  18. Omer Said

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    @ the Chuck beats Gaga video, tuk tuk tuk, some animators are really irresponsible and out of their manners. Chuck never touches to women, he is a true Gentlemen!!!