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The Best Pirate ?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Omer Said, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. Pirate Buxton

    10 vote(s)
  2. Jack Sparrow

    6 vote(s)
  3. Captain Hook

    0 vote(s)
  4. Bah! You Call these Pirates! I know better than them! ( Name Them Please )

    6 vote(s)
  1. Omer Said

    Omer Said
    Weresloth Staff

    In this world, there are lots of types of Pirates. Most of them have different appearences and styles.

    Let's decide which one is the best. Vote for your Favorite! :good:

    Our Nominees Are Below ; :pirate:

    Sir Pirate David Buxton

    • He forms up his crew and has a party every friday night.
    • He also lives in Public disguised as David Buxton. But in Pirate World, he is known as "Pirate Buxton" .
    • He even works in public. And acts as if he is a normal civilian, most of the people believes and trusts him, but they always get robbed mysteriously.
    • He losts his treasures frequently.
    • Even he is a pirate, he uses Original And Legal Versions of the Video Games. For example GTR Evo by Simbin.
    • He is married and he doesn't have fun with hookers like other dirty pirates. But in a place called POT, he represents women to people.
    • He wears clothes not so eccentric as other pirates.
    • He is so kind that you can't believe he is a pirate.

    Captain Jack Sparrow

    • He acts strange. As if he is drunk everytime.
    • He uses make up. He looks not so male.
    • He always makes mistakes.
    • He can't have a girl. No one likes him.
    • He is always in trouble.
    • Even he has lots of troubles, most of the time he avoids death with his great luck.
    • He is one of the most famous pirates.
    • Unlike Buxton, he only has one idendity.
    • He has the best adventures compared to other pirates.

    Captain Hook

    • He has lost his left hand. And that's a bad handicap.
    • He is too much clumsy.
    • He even can't compete with a little boy called Peter Pan.
    • But also know that Peter Pan can fly.
    • He fears from a Crocodile and always hunted by it.
    • His crew is totally noob and amateur.
    • He is Ugly!
    • He doesn't have a girl. He lives on a land which doesn't have girls. Only a little Indian girl called Tiger Lily and a little English Girl called Wendy resides on the land he lives ( Neverland ).
  2. Would vote for David but where's the beard?!
  3. I would vote for Evans

  4. Ross Balfour

    Ross Balfour
    #99 | Roaring Pipes Maniacs

  5. if a picture of me appears in this thread, then some ****ers will end up dead...
  6. lolled at the

    "His crew is totally noob and amateur."
  8. Rob Goldthorpe

    Rob Goldthorpe
    @ Simberia @Simberia

    The best pirate in the world has been spotted:


  9. Evans LOL
  10. try me, tusto
  11. I have no photos of you
  12. Rob Goldthorpe

    Rob Goldthorpe
    @ Simberia @Simberia

    Somali Pirates are the best.
  13. Omer Said

    Omer Said
    Weresloth Staff

    Then give your vote to Buxton.

    They are directed remotely from England :phone2:
  14. Rob Goldthorpe

    Rob Goldthorpe
    @ Simberia @Simberia

    You calling Buxton a Somali Pirate?! :becky: lol - got the giggles now ^^
  15. :plus1:
  16. Omer Said

    Omer Said
    Weresloth Staff

    Well he is just using them. Not one of them :pirate:
  17. Awww. I wanted to say *name removed for legal reasons* but he would just throw a fit and kick from here to Timbukto. And it would hurt.

    Has to be...
  18. andrew is my favorite pirate:D
  19. Paulo Ribeiro

    Paulo Ribeiro
    Animals and Racing Lover

    I'm sorry, I vote for: [​IMG]
  20. I vote Bjorn. Smoking a cigar. In a smoking jacket. In a big leather chair. In front of a roaring fire.

    No, make that a pipe.