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The Best Pirate ?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Omer Said, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. Pirate Buxton

    10 vote(s)
    45.5%
  2. Jack Sparrow

    6 vote(s)
    27.3%
  3. Captain Hook

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    0.0%
  4. Bah! You Call these Pirates! I know better than them! ( Name Them Please )

    6 vote(s)
    27.3%
  1. Omer Said

    Omer Said
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    In this world, there are lots of types of Pirates. Most of them have different appearences and styles.

    Let's decide which one is the best. Vote for your Favorite! :good:

    Our Nominees Are Below ; :pirate:


    Sir Pirate David Buxton
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    • He forms up his crew and has a party every friday night.
    • He also lives in Public disguised as David Buxton. But in Pirate World, he is known as "Pirate Buxton" .
    • He even works in public. And acts as if he is a normal civilian, most of the people believes and trusts him, but they always get robbed mysteriously.
    • He losts his treasures frequently.
    • Even he is a pirate, he uses Original And Legal Versions of the Video Games. For example GTR Evo by Simbin.
    • He is married and he doesn't have fun with hookers like other dirty pirates. But in a place called POT, he represents women to people.
    • He wears clothes not so eccentric as other pirates.
    • He is so kind that you can't believe he is a pirate.


    Captain Jack Sparrow
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    • He acts strange. As if he is drunk everytime.
    • He uses make up. He looks not so male.
    • He always makes mistakes.
    • He can't have a girl. No one likes him.
    • He is always in trouble.
    • Even he has lots of troubles, most of the time he avoids death with his great luck.
    • He is one of the most famous pirates.
    • Unlike Buxton, he only has one idendity.
    • He has the best adventures compared to other pirates.

    Captain Hook
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    • He has lost his left hand. And that's a bad handicap.
    • He is too much clumsy.
    • He even can't compete with a little boy called Peter Pan.
    • But also know that Peter Pan can fly.
    • He fears from a Crocodile and always hunted by it.
    • His crew is totally noob and amateur.
    • He is Ugly!
    • He doesn't have a girl. He lives on a land which doesn't have girls. Only a little Indian girl called Tiger Lily and a little English Girl called Wendy resides on the land he lives ( Neverland ).
     
  2. Damian Henderson

    Damian Henderson

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    Would vote for David but where's the beard?!
     
  3. Ben Tusting

    Ben Tusting

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    I would vote for Evans

    ARF
     
  4. Ross Balfour

    Ross Balfour
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    :plus1:
     
  5. Andrew Evans

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    if a picture of me appears in this thread, then some ****ers will end up dead...
     
  6. Niels Pedersen

    Niels Pedersen

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    lolled at the

    "His crew is totally noob and amateur."
     
  7. Ariff Roose

    Ariff Roose

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    PIRATE BUXTON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  8. Rob Goldthorpe

    Rob Goldthorpe
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    The best pirate in the world has been spotted:

    SERIOUSLY.

    NEXT PHOTO OF ME POSTED HERE AND THAT PERSON IS BANNED.
     
  9. Ben Tusting

    Ben Tusting

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    Evans LOL
     
  10. Andrew Evans

    Andrew Evans

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    try me, tusto
     
  11. Ben Tusting

    Ben Tusting

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    I have no photos of you
     
  12. Rob Goldthorpe

    Rob Goldthorpe
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    Somali Pirates are the best.
     
  13. Omer Said

    Omer Said
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    Then give your vote to Buxton.

    They are directed remotely from England :phone2:
     
  14. Rob Goldthorpe

    Rob Goldthorpe
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    You calling Buxton a Somali Pirate?! :becky: lol - got the giggles now ^^
     
  15. Adam Vaughan

    Adam Vaughan

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    :plus1:
     
  16. Omer Said

    Omer Said
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    Well he is just using them. Not one of them :pirate:
     
  17. Mark Birney

    Mark Birney

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    Awww. I wanted to say *name removed for legal reasons* but he would just throw a fit and kick from here to Timbukto. And it would hurt.

    Has to be...
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  18. Bjorn de Haas

    Bjorn de Haas

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    andrew is my favorite pirate:D
     
  19. Paulo Ribeiro

    Paulo Ribeiro
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    I'm sorry, I vote for: [​IMG]
     
  20. Mark Birney

    Mark Birney

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    I vote Bjorn. Smoking a cigar. In a smoking jacket. In a big leather chair. In front of a roaring fire.

    No, make that a pipe.