We are in the beginning of the 1999 Winter on a beautiful track called Jerez. Me and my new team Ferrari were very excited about the new upcoming pre season test. Performances in the test were bad, because of having problems with the whole pit crews.. They're partying! Then I decided to change their minds, i told them "Why not having a slumber party? That could be fun!" Then the boss totally FREAKED OUT. Listen to Derek Williams what he said before: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Then di Montezemolo came and talked to us about him wanting to join the party, and then things really got weird. You see, he started to dance, and everyone was like: "I knew I should have taken the money at BAR". Thankfully, Heinz-Harald Frenzten drove down the pitlane and crashed at the pitwall. Unfortunately the Jordan colors AMUSED the Ferrari crew and they started chasing the Jordan. But, Eddie was quick enough to call police.
Then the police started to destroy the rubbish Jerez track. The teams moved away from Spain to test at the Greek Track but they saw Acropoils and convinced Luca to go and dance there. Then, all the teams ran away to another track called Nordsheife. despite it being a exciting track we needed to be much more faster in racing so we went to Spa-Francorchamps.
We have met a guy named Lesley Buurlage there. At Spa there was a pretty fast guy, german, called Utzer. He was racing with the fastest guy on this planet, Milos Ancevski.
Still, i drove with both of them and this german guy is pretty hard to beat. But Milos has done it, as expected.
Our young Ferrari driver jumps into his car as team mate and 4 time defending champion Jimmy Laad also leaves the pits. Our intrepid driver looks at Eau Rouge and crashes out. What a disaster! He is injured, and coming to save him is Superman(olis). While Milos stops buy to help the Brit.
Laad looks in his mirror back at the upside-down Ferrari and laughs. "One more person I won't have to beat" he thinks to himself.
Then a Legend by the name of Ron Squire turned up and caused Milos so much butthurt on track that he had to leave.
Suddenly, the Epsilon's join the track. Tobi Kederer finds himself stuck with the Formula 1 cars! He slows to try and cause little trouble, but the rest of the Epsilon's are up to no good. And Tobi collides with Ron, he must leave us now, while Milos sets a new fastest lap!
However unbeknowest to to everyone Milos secretly re-entered the track without Clarification and installed a secret traction control which disqualifys him while ron comes back on track in his spare car
And Ron has ABS in his car?!?! DSQ immidiately, while Milos complains to the FIA with proovs he doesn't have TC. Ron should get some glassis on his eyes.
FIA Laugsh at Milos and stats that he is not the Ultimate Driver and stop making accusatiosn that Ron has ABS as the FIA Checked Ron's car and found no evidence of ABS on the car
Ron and Milos pit, all illegal parts are removed and the radios that they were using to communicate with each other are removed, meaning they are unable to argue with each other anymore.
but Ron had to leave Spa to take a fast flight to Monza to take part in a Endurance Race.
While Milos is still trying to drive clean on the track, he gets caught up into Ben Utzer's traffic, and he holds him up, Meanwhile, Rami Saidy jumped into his car to replace him. As Saidy leaves the pits, Laad flashes down the start straight and destroys the lap record, while Ancevski posts a 3:52.172, only for Saidy to manage a 3:51:012. And Milos is flying again, he sets a 3:51.011.. He's overjoyed, he starts driving donuts on the track, Horner won't pay for that . Rami didn't realise rules have changed this year, and we can make donuts when we want.
Laad takes another few tenths off the record on his next lap, a 1:42.345. Meanwhile, our intrepid youngster is released from the Medical Centre.
Laad celebrated until he realised Sadiy had just set a 1:40:000 to the point.
And Milos is flying again, 0:00.001 #PadHacks(100 % legit). Only to realise he needed to return to the pits after a record lap and he ran out of fuel (100% unlegit). "Ohwell, I'm still the fastest "-said the Serbian driver. But he suddenly forces the car into action after seeing a adrenalin pumped race organiser run towards him, but he got ran over by an unknown ninja car, it seems like it is the intreprid youngster and here I come with a lap of 0:00:0001. But Wolf is faster than me with a lap of 0:00:00001
RED FLAG. Ancevski and Wolf both suddenly realise that light speed is too fast to control, neither manage to go up Eau Rouge, just stright through it. Now they're on their way home, underground.
And Wolf comes suddenly and runs as fast as he can to Greece to watch OSFP-PAO match in basketball. However, his brakes overheat as they can't cope with lightspeed and Wolf blasts off again, along with Ancevski, Jessie, James and Meowth. But he is dermined not to lose this derby he tries t escape and now he is running to Piraeus.
While this all happens, lesley buurlage jumps into the pace car to see where ancevski went. instead of going up, he went straight through eau rouge with so much speed that he dug a tunnel all the way to china. Where his car crashed into the grandstand of sjanghai international circuit. He climbed out of his car and is now looking how Mark Webber is trying to do another wheelie over the kerbstones.
CHEQUERED FLAG - Test session over. Buurlage's jump forward a few years caused a massive paradox that made the whole universe collapse.
But before it collapses, buurlage uses an instant replay and we go all the way back to the beginning
We are at the beginning of the 1999 winter.
Luckily, he wasn't able to go far back enough to torture us with a test at Jerez. The first test takes place at Brands Hatch.
Then di Montezemolo came and talked to us about him wanting to join the party, and then things really got weird. You see, he started to dance, and everyone was like: "I knew I should have taken the money at BAR". Thankfully, Heinz-Harald Frenzten drove down the pitlane and crashed at the pitwall. Unfortunately the Jordan colors AMUSED the Ferrari crew and they started chasing the Jordan. But, Eddie was quick enough to call police.
Then the police started to destroy the rubbish Jerez track. The teams moved away from Spain to test at the Greek Track but they saw Acropoils and convinced Luca to go and dance there. Then, all the teams ran away to another track called Nordsheife. despite it being a exciting track we needed to be much more faster in racing so we went to Spa-Francorchamps.
We have met a guy named Lesley Buurlage there. At Spa there was a pretty fast guy, german, called Utzer. He was racing with the fastest guy on this planet, Milos Ancevski.
Still, i drove with both of them and this german guy is pretty hard to beat. But Milos has done it, as expected.Our young Ferrari driver jumps into his car as team mate and 4 time defending champion Jimmy Laad also leaves the pits. Our intrepid driver looks at Eau Rouge and crashes out. What a disaster! He is injured, and coming to save him is Superman(olis). While Milos stops buy to help the Brit.
Laad looks in his mirror back at the upside-down Ferrari and laughs. "One more person I won't have to beat" he thinks to himself.
Then a Legend by the name of Ron Squire turned up and caused Milos so much butthurt on track that he had to leave.
Suddenly, the Epsilon's join the track. Tobi Kederer finds himself stuck with the Formula 1 cars! He slows to try and cause little trouble, but the rest of the Epsilon's are up to no good. And Tobi collides with Ron, he must leave us now, while Milos sets a new fastest lap!
However unbeknowest to to everyone Milos secretly re-entered the track without Clarification and installed a secret traction control which disqualifys him while ron comes back on track in his spare car
And Ron has ABS in his car?!?! DSQ immidiately, while Milos complains to the FIA with proovs he doesn't have TC. Ron should get some glassis on his eyes.
FIA Laugsh at Milos and stats that he is not the Ultimate Driver and stop making accusatiosn that Ron has ABS as the FIA Checked Ron's car and found no evidence of ABS on the car
Ron and Milos pit, all illegal parts are removed and the radios that they were using to communicate with each other are removed, meaning they are unable to argue with each other anymore.
but Ron had to leave Spa to take a fast flight to Monza to take part in a Endurance Race.
While Milos is still trying to drive clean on the track, he gets caught up into Ben Utzer's traffic, and he holds him up, Meanwhile, Rami Saidy jumped into his car to replace him. As Saidy leaves the pits, Laad flashes down the start straight and destroys the lap record, while Ancevski posts a 3:52.172, only for Saidy to manage a 3:51:012. And Milos is flying again, he sets a 3:51.011.
. He's overjoyed, he starts driving donuts on the track, Horner won't pay for that . Rami didn't realise rules have changed this year, and we can make donuts when we want. Laad takes another few tenths off the record on his next lap, a 1:42.345. Meanwhile, our intrepid youngster is released from the Medical Centre.
Laad celebrated until he realised Sadiy had just set a 1:40:000 to the point.
And Milos is flying again, 0:00.001 #PadHacks
(100 % legit). Only to realise he needed to return to the pits after a record lap and he ran out of fuel (100% unlegit). "Ohwell, I'm still the fastest "-said the Serbian driver. But he suddenly forces the car into action after seeing a adrenalin pumped race organiser run towards him, but he got ran over by an unknown ninja car, it seems like it is the intreprid youngster and here I come with a lap of 0:00:0001. But Wolf is faster than me with a lap of 0:00:00001RED FLAG. Ancevski and Wolf both suddenly realise that light speed is too fast to control, neither manage to go up Eau Rouge, just stright through it. Now they're on their way home, underground.
And Wolf comes suddenly and runs as fast as he can to Greece to watch OSFP-PAO match in basketball. However, his brakes overheat as they can't cope with lightspeed and Wolf blasts off again, along with Ancevski, Jessie, James and Meowth. But he is dermined not to lose this derby he tries t escape and now he is running to Piraeus.
While this all happens, lesley buurlage jumps into the pace car to see where ancevski went. instead of going up, he went straight through eau rouge with so much speed that he dug a tunnel all the way to china. Where his car crashed into the grandstand of sjanghai international circuit. He climbed out of his car and is now looking how Mark Webber is trying to do another wheelie over the kerbstones.
CHEQUERED FLAG - Test session over. Buurlage's jump forward a few years caused a massive paradox that made the whole universe collapse.
But before it collapses, buurlage uses an instant replay and we go all the way back to the beginning
We are at the beginning of the 1999 winter.
Luckily, he wasn't able to go far back enough to torture us with a test at Jerez. The first test takes place at Brands Hatch.
