So, what made you happy or laugh?

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,
his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little guy, O'Conner," says Sean,
"He couldn't do that to you,
he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had,
and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

" Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,
didn't you have something in your hand?"

That I did," said Paddy.
"Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
 
Hehe, once again Hiro. Earlier today when he was trying a new track he downloaded he kept crashing at the same spot lap after lap.

And he thinks he is better than I am.....tee hee :)

I am, I'm making a video of you trying the same track. You were crashing in the same exact spot:rolleyes:

Q: How much blow can Charlie Sheen do?
A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men...

Were you watching the Roast of Charlie Sheen? it was great!

"Charlies ex Brooke Muller, is not so bright unless you throw a lamp at her" lmao!
 
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Yet more proof that my cat has something going on....
 

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