We have to remember, drivers will always say what they want to. Here are a number of them: David Coulthard "...I'm going to kick three colours of **** out of the little bastard." - Referring to Felipe Massa when he crashed into him in Australia 2008. "...I've just been imagining nipples..." - talking about the speed limiter on his steering wheel. Mark Webber "...Felipe ****ed...Oh...sorry!" - when he sees the camera and waves at it after swearing in 2009 "Not bad for a number two driver." - after his win in Silverstone 2010 Kimi Raikkonen "I was having a ****." - when asked by Martin Brundle about the presentation by footballer Pelé. Raikkonen interview Q: The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you? Kimi: It protects my head. Q: Do you have any special rituals when the helmet is concerned? Kimi: I wipe it so that I can see better. Q: Lewis has said that his first victory felt better than sex.. Kimi: Maybe he isn't good at it. Interviewer: The most exciting moment during the race weekend? Kimi: The race start. Interviewer: The most boring? Kimi: Now. Lewis Hamilton "Maybe it's 'cos I'm black. That's what Ali G says." - when asked about why the stewards are after him Post more stuff that drivers say that are funny and even stupid at times.