Provide the most obvious answer, and follow up with a question.

[Matthew Gutteridge]

A: No trousers

Q: What does Bram taste like?

 

[Niels Pedersen]

A: Nice and salty ...

Q: was the cake a lie?

 

[Kevin Ascher]

A: Maurice Hurkmans!

Q: What is my favourite instant messenger?

 

[Ross Balfour]

A: Msn

Q: Is Northern Ireland the coolest place ever??

 

[Niels Pedersen]

A: No, southern is

Q: I a

 

[Kevin Ascher]

A: United States Pagagungaparaganmolingengedada!

Q What is my favourite country?

 

[Ben Tusting]

A:Germany

Q whose the hottest women in the world?

 

[Paulo Ribeiro]

A: Elizabeth Hurley

Q: What temperature is in the water now at south Seychelles Island? :snicker:

 

[Niels Pedersen]

A: 500 fahrenheit - 30 celsius?

Q: Am i retarded?

 

[Ross Balfour]

A: mAYBE...

Q: Is it Bastille day in 12minutes??

 

[GAIAjohan]

A: mAYBE...

Q: Is it Bastille day in 12minutes??

A: No, it was already 48 minutes Bastille day
Q: Why are a lot of beer bottles green?

 

[Jason Parks]

Q: Why are a lot of beer bottles green?

A: they look better than brown

Q: Why am I such a good racing driver?

 

[G-Kraft]

A: In you imagination..

Q: Do you belive in He Man?

 

[Matthew Gutteridge]

Q: Do you belive in He Man?

A: Do you?

Q: Is this the real life or is this just fantasy (just wanted to know as I was recently killed in a landslide

 

[Kris Leeten]

Q: Is this the real life or is this just fantasy

A: Real life: I'm working (or at least I was 5 minutes ago ) -> would never happen in my fantasy

Q:Why would somebody say they “slept like a baby” unless the cried all night and wet on themselves? :struggle:

 

[Thomas Hackel]

Q: Why would somebody say they “slept like a baby” unless the cried all night and wet on themselves?

A: Because he/she is deaf-blind.

Q: Why are people always in a hurry even though the doors to the upcoming event are still closed?

 

[Kevin Ascher]

Q: Why are people always in a hurry even though the doors to the upcoming event are still closed?

A: Because of me.


Q: Why can't you get a driving license under 17 in Germany?

 

[Dave Stephenson]

Q: Why can't you get a driving license under 17 in Germany?

A. Because your not good enough frinds with Peter Ramsauer!

Q. why do all the bad things happen top me before ive had coffee?

 

[Thomas Hackel]

Q: why do all the bad things happen top me before ive had coffee?

A: Because your coffee machine is simply too slow.

Q: Why has noone but me the intention to revive old forum games?

 

[Omer Said]

Q: Why has noone but me the intention to revive old forum games?

A: Because you are a Superhero called OFFTOPICMAN

Q: Why i always forget to bump old forum game threads ?