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My deepest apologies to the people of Europe, especially French and Canadians/ens.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mohamedou Ari, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. Mohamedou Ari

    Mohamedou Ari
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    As an American born and raised, I want to offer my deepest apologies to Europe and Canada for the way the Tea Party, Republicans, American conservative media moguls like Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly and others have shoved their, "America, **** yeah! Love it or we'll bomb the **** out of you pussies." mentality with the help of the so called news channel Fox News, which does nothing but spread propaganda to demonise anything they perceive as not Republican or 'conservative'.

    Let me start with British users. I'm deeply sorry that my dittohead countrymen, not most of them, but a good number of them, have insulted your army, the teeth of English people, the NHS, and stereotype you guys as worshippers of the Queen, or even portray Scottish people as zoophiles. I am American and I feel that your language is being desecrated, that is why I want to learn English English.

    To German users, I am very sorry that they portray you as Nazis and I know very well you guys don't like to be reminded of it. I don't have much to say.

    To Dutch users, I am very sorry if they actually portray you guys as hash smokers. I, once again, don't have much to say.

    To Russo-Slavo peoples, I am deeply deeply sorry that my countrymen have portrayed you guys as psychotic communists(those idiots don't know what it means and the use the word along with fascist!) that want to destroy the world. I am well-aware that like most people in this world, the people of your respective countries have the best intentions, it is just that with many people, they don't have a good way of expressing it.

    Even though you guys up north aren't European, to the Canadians/ens/ennes, I am deeply sorry that these morons call you guys, 'pussies' and 'they have a weak military, let's conquer them'. Come on, have they forgotten that you guys beat us badly in the War of 1812, and we like to say we won all our wars except Vietnam. And I'm also sorry that these same people call you guys 'socialist', which they think is evil.

    And the deepest apology for the last, I am deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, DEEPLY SORRY! to French users for the way these clowns portray you guys as smelly, non-deodorant wearing, cheese-eating, war-cowering, non-supportive of American interests, uppity 'pussies' and they believe that they can wipe out your entire armed forces in one blow. I thank you for the Statue of Liberty, the metric system, and the tasty food. I want to visit France and learn the etiquette while I am at it, but because of these nationalist Americans, I fear that I will be treated badly.

    I came up with this apology because I was watching a documentary on Netflix on how Americans abandoned anything 'French'like French toast, French fries, French poodles, etc. and I felt shame in my nationality after that.

    Once again, to all the nationalities, I am deeply sorry and hope this doesn't lead to division among one another.
     
  2. William Levesque

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    Well, not a first time I guess :p

    Did they said that we had the best snipers in the world though ? They use ours to cover their little butts XD
     
  3. Hiroshi Awazu

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    What is the name of the documentary? i would like to watch it.
     
  4. Mohamedou Ari

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    @Hiroshi The title is Freedom Fries: And Other Stupidity We'll Have to Explain to Our Grandchildren

    You can watch it streamed on Netflix, which I am pretty sure they also have in Canada.
     
  5. Mike Sterckx

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    And now appologize for calling french fries french. Fries are Belgian, not French. :)

    But yea... republicans... my dogs IQ is higher then the average republican.
     
  6. Péter Bártfai

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    Believe me, the same kind of people exist here too, even if not in the media. A certain % of people just likes to tell stupid things about other nations, to prove himself/herself he/she is from a superior nation. They probably don't even know a single thing about foreign people, or even life! Of course having them in the media is a sad thing as it can cause damage.
     
  7. Hiroshi Awazu

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    Trust me Mohammed my good man, ignorance is everywhere all over the world.
     
  8. Bram Hengeveld

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    Haha we portrait ourselves that way with our own government to be honest :)
     
  9. Ivo Simons

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    Google loves RD. ;)

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  10. James Johnson

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    You can thank Mohammed for free publicity. Make a game out of it! ;)
     
  11. Hiroshi Awazu

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    Here it is.



    Wow the mentality! ROFLMAO!
     
  12. Ryan Vickery

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    Completely unrelated, but I found it stupid/funny/hilarious how in britain they changed the nursery rhyme "Ba Ba Black Sheep" to "Ba Ba Rainbow Sheep" when being taught to young children... The UK is obsessed with political correctness and with not offending anybody, so much that they change the lyrics because of the word black. Now when little kids are looking for those rainbow sheep in the fields, you have to explain to them that there is no such thing as a rainbow sheep.

    Freedom fries gave me a laugh! Where I'm from we call em chips ^^.
     
  13. Omer Said

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    You should all apologise us for naming that bird as Turkey! :p

    Now seriously, i also think that every nation has some stupid stereotypes towards to other nations. That is how nations are formed, without those antipathies between, everyone would be living together in one nation :)
    So i don't think you need to apologise Muhammed.
     
  14. Hiroshi Awazu

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    I'll have a large order of "Freedom Fries" please. ROFLMAO! I'm not getting over how silly that sounds!. Even better is when i heard "Freedom Toast " i almost had to change my shorts.