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Motorsport Poetry

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rhys Gardiner, Oct 12, 2010.

  1. Rhys Gardiner

    Rhys Gardiner

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    Little Chris Horner
    Was at Eau Rouge corner
    Watching his cars' front wings;
    He was feeling the best
    'Cause they passed the load test...
    He could focus on more pressing things.


    -A little ditty that came to me in school this morning... a parody of "Little Jack Horner".

    Post your racing-related poetic musings here. :D
     
  2. Omer Said

    Omer Said
    Weresloth Staff

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    lol that's great Rhys :D
     
  3. Resi Respati

    Resi Respati

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    You know, there's this thing...























    ... called a Flexi-wing.


    Best I can do, lol
     
  4. Daniel Higgins

    Daniel Higgins

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    lol continuing from Resi's poem thing;

    Redbull
    We have a thing.......
    ....called a Flexi-Wing
    It helped us win.......
    ........by some margin
     
  5. Jamie Wilson

    Jamie Wilson

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    Dr. Bob Hubbard
    Went to his cupboard
    To fetch Greger Huttu a HANS

    When he got there
    The cupboard was bare
    And Greger was winning LeMans

    (Renato Barnett, iRacing forum)