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DIVORCE GOD DAMNIT! OR SEEK HELP!
Dear neighbours who scream yourselves blue at eachother late into the nights, several days a week. It's NOT normal or a healthy relationship. If you haven't thought of a solution to your problems, you NEVER will. You're obviously not meant for eachother, so do us neighbours a favor and separate. In your case the grass IS greener on the other side. Don't hesitate, BREAK UP!