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Featured F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Austrian Grand Prix

Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by Jimlaad43, Jul 10, 2017.

  1. Jimlaad43

    Jimlaad43
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    Are you still awake? If you are, Caption this belter of a photo for us.

    After the entry period has closed after 5 days, there will be 2 days to vote for your favourite caption. You have 3 votes which you can give out in one of two ways: 2-1, or 1-1-1. You are not allowed to give 3 votes to one caption. Your votes will only count if you have submitted a caption yourself. When making your vote, post only the post number and the number of votes you want to give it. Remember not to vote for your own caption, or all your votes will be discounted.

    Please do not submit captions after voting has opened. it is pretty clear in the thread title when this has occurred.

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    Points will be awarded in the F1 scoring system of 25-18-15-12-10-8-6-4-2-1 to the top 10 captioners, and prizes will be awarded at the end of the season.
     
  2. Chris

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    Danal Ricadello: "Come on Vertty, git dis doun ur throte!"
    Marsh Brumdel: "Yer, chug it Verts!"
    Vertty Bootts: "Danal, pls. :cry:"
     
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  3. Tr3voRR

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    This is just straight up discusting... If it was me there is no way that sweatty infused shoe will touch my lips, just repulsive. Not the biggest fan of Bottas, but much respect for refusing and pushing that thing away from him.
     
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  4. Nick Milton

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    Dan : "come on Val, you collect my underpants"
    Martin : "mmm you as well, I got them on"
    Val : Yeh but zero the liquid Dan!"
     
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  5. MustartMatters

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    Typical peasant Australian mentality. Absolutely disgusting. And Bottas knows it.
     
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  6. Yapci

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    A shoey to rule them all
     
  7. Nick Milton

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    got to say I don't get why he does it, weird.
     
  8. Kaygeeoh

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    Daniel " Come on, suck it. It's not a big deal just put it in your mouth and suck it."
    Bottas "Ewww, get that sh!t away from me"
    Martin " Come on Valteri, you know you want it. I've seen you eyeing it for a while now"
     
  9. Sky

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    "i am disgusting, join me!"
     
  10. thatmotorfreak

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    "Introducing the new and improved Red Bull energy drink! (WARNING: May cause fungal infections and/or foot-scented bad breath.)"
     
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  11. Jimlaad43

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    Bottas: No Daniel, if I drink that, I'll get an illness and Puma pants
     
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  12. Cohen

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    Dan: Do you want to drink champagne from my booty?
    Val: Oh that booty
     
  13. Porsche962C

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    Ricciardo: "Come on Valteri, just slug it and we'll forget the jump start..." ;)
     
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  14. Paul Glover

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    Smell it bitch, smell it!
     
  15. Burke Wells

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    Daniel: "I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do, I drink it from a dirty shoe. Here, join me..."
    Valtteri: "Hell no, dude... that's just damn nasty."
    Martin: "Well, aren't you blokes cute, having a spot o' fun."
     
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  16. Rapala

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    Actually Brundle asked him to pour some for himself, dunno why he did that.
     
  17. FeltHat

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    0:25
     
  18. rubaru

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    The shoe was supposed to go to charity, but RIC chucked it into the crowd.
     
  19. rubaru

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    Seb knew better than to get involved in their little game of Splishy-Splashy.
     
  20. MikieC

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    A Bluey, Screwy, Chewy Lewy Shoey, aint Newy! (barf) just drink it and be cool - Yes Youy!