F1 Caption Competition 2017 - Australian Grand Prix, Voting Open

[Jimlaad43]

With testing finished, it's time to start captioning proper. What's going on here? Comment below with your best caption.

After the entry period has closed after 5 days, there will be 2 days to vote for your favourite caption. You have 3 votes which you can give out in one of two ways: 2-1, or 1-1-1. You are not allowed to give 3 votes to one caption. Your votes will only count if you have submitted a caption yourself. When making your vote, post only the post number and the number of votes you want to give it.

An example vote would be:

#17 - 2
#22 - 1

Points will be awarded in the F1 scoring system of 25-18-15-12-10-8-6-4-2-1 to the top 10 captioners, and prizes will be awarded at the end of the season.

Please only post your captions in one reply. If you change your mind and want to post a new caption, edit it into your original post, noting which one is your entry.

 

[ronniej]

Mmmkay,,,Nico said the secret to my success is hidden around here somewhere.....

 

[kedy89]

smells fishy

 

[Sky]

Vettel bows before the blue plinth of destiny.

 

[Yapci]

That ass

 

[Michael Watts]

"Oh..What's this... Lewis won't be needing this Brake thingy!"

 

[Macxyn]

Formula 1 - We will bore you to death in under 2h

 

[DND]

I know there's a copy of the contests rules here somewhere.

 

[Alx^]

<snip> (changed my mind, cba to play 8] )

 

[BlindDeadMacSlow]

''Ah that's it, the 'Wheels Fall Off' lever, now if I just loosen it a bit for China''

 

[AvGas]

"Hmmmm, this tire deg does not look so bad, why is he still sandbagging?"

 

[James Robertson]

"Ah-choo"

 

[aphidgod]

"Whoa, there's a guy in Lewis' sidepod that looks just like me!"

 

[Joseph Wright]

"Where did I leave that circuit-breaker again?"

 

[Slyfrequency]

Vettel about to do a front flip over the two mercedes.

 

[schlitty]

They have aero on top of their aero?! Honestly.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Lewis doesn't need this winglet...
or this one...
or this suspension arm...

 

[motoxy]

Vettle being sick. "That will stink when the engine heats up"

 

[grahamw]

Just one quick pull and the championship will be ours....

 

[Omer Said]

"Hmm... Where would Schumi look?"