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F1 2013 Season Archive

Discussion in 'PS3 | Saturday Night League' started by Danny Wardle, Jul 26, 2013.

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  1. Danny Wardle

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    Here is where all the gossip will be posted and where the rumour mill will be spinning! ;)

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    To start this off rumour has it that Luke Jones has been sacked by Williams after an alleged failed breathaliser test after his DNF at the German GP. Now this leads us into who will take up the vacant Williams seat...

    Odds on favourite with the SNL sponsored betting company PedalSmashers at 3/7 is Dan Wardle, who has allegedly had a fallout with his Toro Rosso team over a bill that the team have refused to pay over the order of a batch of front wings, with the team principle Franz Tost alleged to have said "You'll break them all on your own, what's the point of us paying?!" Toro Rosso are alleged to have paid Williams $5million to take Wardle off of their books, and the motive behind that is that the Toro Rosso board feel it'd be cheaper to pay Williams that money than continue to pay for damages Dan Wardle does to the car.

    Another SNL TV news story surrounds the whereabouts of Steve William, who hasn't been seen since his crash at the Canadian GP. One story reported William being in a prison just outside Montreal after being jailed for 9 months after an unknown incident where the only word heard was "IDIOT!" Steve is alleged to have given the Canadian Police the fake name of Dillon Wilson, and this is the name he abides by in prison.

    The only person who has apparently been to see Steve in prison is Bogdan Lazar, who has been seen by SNL TV undercover agents in a moving van driving towards an address near the prison, and has told fans that he wants to live nearer the prison so it's easier for him to go and see his partner, or as Lazar likes to call him "my sugarplum".

    That's all for now, be sure to join us again on SNL TV for another batch of rumours coming from the world of the SNL on RD!!!!
     
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  2. Alex Burton

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    SNL TV and there is no video?
     
  3. Danny Wardle

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    They had budget cuts :/
     
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  4. Adel Elsayed

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    BREAKING NEWS! I heard rumours that Steve was with Pitbull! Saw a tweet from Mr worldwide himself directed to Mr Williams. I think he is trying to make a push for his singing career after his success in clothing!
     
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  5. Mats Jonsson

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    I'm amazed that SNL haven't picked up on the fact that poor Mats in McLaren has been payed off by angry Steve to take his place in the league but driving under false identity. Steves plan was to start a clean slate with the boyz in the league (after falli g out of favor with EVERYBODY!). This plan went to shits after him missing out on a cpl of angermanagment-classes and therefore completely loosing it on two drivers in Germany. The men in white overcoats have put the straightjacket on Steve once again and Mats is making his comeback at Hungary (if he runs out of credit with the professional ladies outside the venue that is..).
     
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  6. Mats Jonsson

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    (the Hungaro-ring authorities have put up parkingspaces around the track to make things a bit easier for the poor Swede in letting drivers pass without incidents)
     
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  7. Andrew Wilson

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    Camcam sets usual pace during free practice whilst being overtaken by the safety car, and the medical car, and a tractor, and that little old lady on a scooter!!!
     
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  8. Danny Wardle

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    BREAKING NEWS!! Dan Wardle WILL be joining Williams alongside Chris Gristwood!!

    Dan is said to be thrilled to be able to destroy a different front wing other than the one of the Toro Rosso.
     
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  9. Mats Jonsson

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    I know the feeling man!...had the Ferrari foodcatering guy passing me while he was pushing his deliveryvan in front of him after having enginefaliure.... and not to mention when the messengerboy at Hotel de Paris in Monaco rollerbladed past me at on his way to the casino......UPHILL....
     
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  10. Alex Burton

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    Just In: The calendar may revert to the original format with India and Italy returning to the calendar following the announcement that F1 2013 will be released two weeks later than expected.

    More on this story as it comes!
     
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  11. Alex Burton

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    BREAKING NEWS: Danny Wardle has been admitted to the infield care centre following his accident in free practice. It is feared he may have broken his nose in the crash!
     
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  12. Ashley Blakeley

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    wow.....
     
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  13. Danny Wardle

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    IT REALLY HURTS!!! :(
     
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  14. Chris Gristwood

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    Top Story: Chris Gristwood will be making a return this weekend after choosing the hot beach babes of Sardinia over the German Grand Prix last week.

    Btw Absolutely loving this thread
     
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  15. Theo Faull

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    NEWS FLASH: Theo has been found out to have paid a bribe to a German banker who was willing to withdraw funding from the Caterham team. Theo has been living in a tent in the forests near the Hungaroring to avoid the media...
     
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  16. Alex Burton

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    From the non existent SNL Twitter feed:

    It's Official, Monza is back on the calendar. We will be racing at the Italian Grand Prix in less than 2 week's time! #nocornersfordantocrashat
     
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  17. Danny Wardle

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    I'm on holiday, so I won't be racing there anyway so I won't crash!!
     
  18. Alex Burton

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    Top Story ahead of the Belgian Grand Prix is that Dan sent his CV to the airline Alitalia in the hope that he could earn some extra cash needed to pay off his repair bills. However the airline rejected his application because they don't want to lose they wings on their machines. In the aftermath, Dan became violent and bit the CEO of the company. He was promptly arrested and spent a night in a Milan prison, before being deported from the country. He won't be allowed back into Italy for at least 6 months.
     
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  19. Danny Wardle

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    I can't get my Italian pizza now :( FFS Ricardo's going to be pissed off at me now was supposed to be picking it up next thursday.. :(
     
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  20. Andrew Wilson

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    Some say Camcam has gone over the border to watch a small football game tomorrow, these rumours can only be confirmed if his driving is still impaired on Saturday by a true Tartan Army hangover!
     
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