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Chuck Norris has found iRacing

Discussion in 'iRacing' started by Hampus Andersson, May 22, 2012.

  1. Hampus Andersson

    Hampus Andersson

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  2. Thilo Falkenberg

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    Chuck Norris doesn't have to pay for iRacing.
    Chuck Norris iRating is higher then the squared iRating of all other iRacers together.
    Chuck Norris can drive at Long Beach, Zolder and Interlagos.
    Chuck Norris drives so fast, PSRTV does not catch him on tape during iRDWC.
     
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  3. Greg Carr

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    Thats awesome.

    Chuck Norris doesn't get wheel damage.
     
  4. Devil_Dog

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  5. Nico Van Elk

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    Chuck Norris has no iRating.
    Iracing has chuckRating.
     
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  6. Hampus Andersson

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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
     
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  7. Erik Tveit

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    I can haz cookie?

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    In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris won a race, driving backwards, in 1st gear, sideways, with his head out of the window, steering with his feet, and holding down the throttle with his tongue.

    Meet Chuck Norris!
     
  8. Bram

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  9. Ivo Simons

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    iRacing uses Chuck Norris his eyes to laser scan tracks,
     
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  10. Hampus Andersson

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    A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just decided to go hunting.

    Chuck Norris facebook page is made of real faces.

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
     
  11. Stuart Thomson

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    Chuck Norris does not walk on water, but he can swin through land.
     
  12. Hampus Andersson

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    And what looks to be Felipe Massa ;)

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  13. Greg Carr

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