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Chuck Norris has found iRacing

Discussion in 'iRacing' started by Hampus Andersson, May 22, 2012.

  1. Chuck Norris doesn't have to pay for iRacing.
    Chuck Norris iRating is higher then the squared iRating of all other iRacers together.
    Chuck Norris can drive at Long Beach, Zolder and Interlagos.
    Chuck Norris drives so fast, PSRTV does not catch him on tape during iRDWC.
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  2. Thats awesome.

    Chuck Norris doesn't get wheel damage.
  3. Devil_Dog

    I walk the line.

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  4. Chuck Norris has no iRating.
    Iracing has chuckRating.
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  5. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
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  6. Erik Tveit

    Erik Tveit
    I can haz cookie?

    In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris won a race, driving backwards, in 1st gear, sideways, with his head out of the window, steering with his feet, and holding down the throttle with his tongue.

    Meet Chuck Norris!
  7. Bram

    Roaring Pipes Maniacs | #27 Staff Premium Member

  8. iRacing uses Chuck Norris his eyes to laser scan tracks,
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  9. A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just decided to go hunting.

    Chuck Norris facebook page is made of real faces.

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
  10. Stuart Thomson

    Stuart Thomson
    The Stoat Without Fear ™ Premium Member

    Chuck Norris does not walk on water, but he can swin through land.
  11. And what looks to be Felipe Massa ;)

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