2014 F1 Caption Competition

[Jordi Casademunt]

H-2
I-1

 

[Chris]

L-2
B-1

 

[Eric Jaeger]

G-1
I-1
L-1

 

[Jimlaad43]

Australian Grand Prix Results

1st: Chris Stacey - 25 points
2nd: Jordi Casademunt - 18 points
3rd=: Dewald Nel, Manolis Sigoulakis, Rami Saidy, Chris Jenkins - 11 points
7th=: Jimlaad43, Manuel De Samaniego - 5 points
9th: Tony Holder - 2 points

Chris Stacey:
Valtteri Bottas challenges his fellow drivers to a Finnish past-time game called "Be quiet and emotionless".

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Championship Table (Smileys represent a round win)

• 1: Chris Stacey - 25
  
• 2: Jordi Casademunt - 18
• 3=: Dewald Nel, Manolis Sigoulakis, Rami Saidy, Chris Jenkins - 11
• 7=: Jimlaad43, Manuel de Samaniego - 5
• 9: Tony Holder - 2

Congratulations to Chris Stacey for winning the Australian Grand Prix round. The Malaysian Round will be up tomorrow morning.

 

[Chris Jenkins]

I think these readings are erroneous and use immature maths.

I used my own calculations which are 100% accurate and they show me to be the winner.

I will be appealing

 

[Jimlaad43]

I think these readings are erroneous and use immature maths.

I used my own calculations which are 100% accurate and they show me to be the winner.

I will be appealing

If you used my Fuel Flow meter, there wouldn't be any need for an appeal though.

 

[Chris Jenkins]

If you used my Fuel Flow meter, there wouldn't be any need for an appeal though.

Your meter is unreliable.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Your meter is unreliable.

My meter is regualtion

 

[Chris Jenkins]

My meter is regualtion

Immature technology

 

[Jimlaad43]

Immature technology

Immature or not, it's the regulation

 

[Jimlaad43]

Malaysian Grand Prix

Rules in the first post.
Entries open until next Monday.​

 

[Chris Jenkins]

Lewis: So Nico, if you hold both ears like this for long enough, your left one won't stick out any more.

 

[Aidan Keranen]

Nico: Nice hat Lewis. Does it come in mens?

 

[Tony Holder]

Nico: Nice hat Lewis. Does it come in mens?

That sound really dodgy.....

 

[Jimlaad43]

Vettel: ...so I radioed Rocky and told him that some yellowish fluid was streaming off Nico's car onto mine.

 

[the_sigman]

NR: By pressing that thing behind the ears, a liquid will come out of them, which will make Seb think you will retire.

LH: Is it working now?

 

[Juan Manuel Fungio]

Hold on to your hats, things are going to get interesting...

 

[Paul M Jones]

"Activating Petronas promotion system..."

 

[mystaaRS]

"I still can't hear any 2014 engines, can you?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Malaysian Grand Prix Voting

A
Lewis: So Nico, if you hold both ears like this for long enough, your left one won't stick out any more.

B
Nico: Nice hat Lewis. Does it come in mens?

C
Vettel: ...so I radioed Rocky and told him that some yellowish fluid was streaming off Nico's car onto mine.

D
NR: By pressing that thing behind the ears, a liquid will come out of them, which will make Seb think you will retire.

LH: Is it working now?

E
Hold on to your hats, things are going to get interesting...

F
"Activating Petronas promotion system..."

G
"I still can't hear any 2014 engines, can you?"

Hmm, fewer entries. Bahrain will start after this voting has finished next week as we have 3 weeks to cover.​