So, what made you laugh today?

Sitting in a bar the Scotsman says, “As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there’s a wee place called McTavish’s. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he’ll buy the fifth drink.”
“Well, Angus,” said the Englishman, “At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.”
“Ahhh, dat’s nothin’,” said the Irishman, “back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!”
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.
Then the Englishman asked, “Did this actually happen to you?”
“Not meself, personally, no,” admitted the Irishman,
“but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.”

BOTANICAL BREAKTHROUGH!

Botanists have recently developed cat seeds. They are like normal seeds, but instead of growing boring stuff like flowers or tomatos, you can get your own cat. Plant it in soil, water 4-5 times a day, feed it with dead mice or birds and in around 2 weeks you will have your own enormous and lazy cat.

P.S. These photos were taken by myself on Friday afternoon And so yes, our cat is a bit odd :s

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding
my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to
the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice - the clothes
probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."

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The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Laying down wolfbait: A sudden and urgent need to poop with complete disregard for facilities or location.

Being an invisible ninja.

We... Did.... Ballet.... In.. P.E......

Had.... Extreme.... Urge.... To... Kill... Myself....

Still.... In.... Shock....

Called the Gasman, after it started to smell like gas in our kitchen where our gas heater is, the gas man turns up after 5min. cheks the heater, everything is fine, and leaves again, some time later we found out it was a plant in the window that smelled horrible, hehe, must be a gas plant

Gas plant... Hehe.

That also made me laugh today

-.-

I have my own Gas plant as well

This cleric is surely eating his POO POO.

http://www.cracked.com/

Awesome articles there.

WTfaug, haha, this was just to wierd