What the #*$!: “Schwalbe” Introduced In Motorsport?

 

We have seen this behavior develop in football matches in the last 20 years. A player that fakes an injury to get his opponent penalized or deliberately tries to get a penalty kick. The Germans even have a beautiful word for this phenomena: Schwalbe. This disgusting behavior now seems to have spread to our beloved motorsport as well.

Primaguida, a member of our community, posted the following remarkable video on our forums about a Brazilian motorbike pilot faking a fatal injury and deliberately tries to red flag the race but forgot that nowadays there are such things as camera’s recording your actions. Welcome in 2012 dude!

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What the #*$!: “Schwalbe” Introduced In Motorsport?

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  1. hilarious :)

    What people will do amazes me every day.

  2. Haha. I really want to know what happened after !

  3. Lee Ross says:

    Funny but also disgusting. I will never forget that image of Marco Simoncelli lying there lifeless in Moto GP for real live on tv. So to see some idiot like this doing this is poor. The funny part was the roll he did and looking up to see if people noticed

  4. Funny thing is that you don’t need a license to play football or whatever, but in motorsport you do, so if someone does that there is only one punishment in my eyes :)

  5. Lee Knight says:

    I hope they cancelled his race license for not clearing from the track & endangering others….

  6. Scott Webber says:

    what a complete ass, this rages me so much :devilish: , total disrespect

  7. Jon Turner says:

    A Grand Prix Moto Racer in Brazil has been banned from a local championship after pretending to faint during the race.

    The city of Santa Cruz do Sul in Southern Brazil witnessed one of the most bizarre scenes ever in Moto Racing.

    During the Rio Grande do Sul State Moto Grand Prix, competitor Marlinton dos Reis Teixeira – known by his nickname Kalunga – was unable to make a turn on the rainy track and slipped.
    He lost precious seconds trying to return to the race and decided to go for a red flag by pretending to faint in the middle of the track.

    Several racers passed by him and luckily Kalunga was not hit. Some of his fellow riders then stopped to help him.

    An ambulance and a safety car were sent to help the apparently stricken rider and paramedics took three minutes to remove him.

    Later, the MotoRacing Association of Rio Grande do Sul State found out about Kalunga’s apparent faint and banned the rider from the championship.
    SNTV

    Read more here

  8. polariNator says:

    LMFAO that fall on the track, lost it there xD

  9. Well deserved.

    FIFA should take note. That’s how you keep a sport clean.

    And the guy shows a complete lack of common sense, and care about everyone’s safety, including his own. He has no business in a racing track, or in any kind of vehicle, motorized or not. In fact, I’m not sure he should be allowed to walk around.

  10. Nico Van Elk says:

    Tomorrow’s newspaper: Hollywood discovers new acting talent!

  11. SVP Skins says:

    The bike was to heavy and he called it all the names under the sun so the bike secretly punched him.

  12. Peter Koch says:


    Tom Endres

    #1 Cristiano Ronaldo Racing Team!

    #3 Arjen Robben Racing Team!

  13. Mark Birney says:

    Where the hell were the stewards? What an ass.

  14. Absolutely disgusting! My club would have never run the race without corner workers properly stationed.

  15. Tom Endres says:


    Peter Koch

    #3 Arjen Robben Racing Team!

    The video of my people; watch it! :p


  16. Mark Birney

    Where the hell were the stewards? What an ass.

    Yes I am surprised the flag marshall prior to the bend was not watching him anyway ? And never mind getting banned from the championship – he must surely be ashamed to show his face ever again in the paddock.

  17. Mark says:

    Hope they ban him for life for that stunt, unforgivable.

  18. ozziecoops says:

    pmsl when seen this he got we he deserved in punishment.

    quick ? any1 know which soccer team he has been signed up by ? LOL

  19. Andrew Scott says:

    Absolutely outragious behaviour, lets hope this doesnt become a common accurance in our beloved motorsport, this guy should be banned from competition for 4 years a year for each minute he layed on the track endangering himself and the other competitors, this is the sought of act you would expect from a 5year old child, not a motoracer, disgusting :poop:

  20. Carlos Luna says:

    Yes, this is pretty stupid behavior from him. Not sure why he was waving at the two bikes that passed by him before he laid on the ground. Perhaps he wanted to get a ride?

  21. PRO_Dave says:

    While this bloke is clearly a clown, it is a bit of a worry that it took 2 minutes until someone went to help him… Youd think someone who didnt know he was taking "a dive" would have jumped off to help.

  22. Sean Smith says:


    PRO_Dave

    While this bloke is clearly a clown, it is a bit of a worry that it took 2 minutes until someone went to help him… Youd think someone who didnt know he was taking "a dive" would have jumped off to help.

    While this bloke is clearly a clown, it is a bit of a worry that it took 2 minutes until someone went to help him… Youd think someone who didnt know he was taking "a dive" would have jumped off to help. My thoughts too.

  23. Italo says:

    Another driver or team member commented on YouTube that Kalunga’s brother, after all the ‘near-death’ acting seen in this video, threatened the inspectors with a gun trying to avoid the bike inspection.

    Kalunga seems to have a long history of incidents like this one, so the ban was welcome by the rest of the teams.

    Guess that’s the reason the ambulance crew was reluctant to arrive at the crash spot. :laugh:

  24. 30 days in Simberia for that guy :D

    We have a show here called SoccerAM. It used to have a segment called ‘Extras From Platoon’, maybe we should start to roll one for motorsports too.

  25. kitsuna says:

    I’m a huge motorcycle racing fan.

    I remember watching Simoncelli last year pushing the likes of Pedrosa, Lorenzo and Stoner for podium positions last year. I remember him describing blasting down the main straight at Philip Island on TV and I thought he was hilarious.

    It was one of the most horrifying accidents I’ve ever seen when he was killed. Watching him lying limp on the track with his helmet off caused a sinking feeling in my stomach I’ve not felt before or since.

    Someone deliberately faking a very serious injury like that is absolutely disgusting. A lifetime ban is the least that should happen to him.

  26. Rafael Leite says:

    2 Days later he was expelled from the championship forever.

  27. Marco80 says:


    Jordi Casademunt

    Well deserved.

    FIFA should take note. That’s how you keep a sport clean.

    And the guy shows a complete lack of common sense, and care about everyone’s safety, including his own. He has no business in a racing track, or in any kind of vehicle, motorized or not. In fact, I’m not sure he should be allowed to walk around.

    If FIFA isnt clean, how are they supposed to keep the sport clean lol

  28. Dave Flower says:

    If only the Ambulance had, had a well timed (maybe even a deliberately faked) brake failure and had run him over, now that would have been poetic justice!

  29. Or try to bring him back to life with an electrical shock :giggle:

 
 

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